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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bored Cheat (ranked 4143 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joriedson Gruber (ranked 25201 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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300 lbs
4 - 7 - 0 |
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200 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 7 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bored Cheat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joriedson Gruber!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Ian Loll and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheat has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cheat manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Cheat is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Cheat manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Cheat taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gruber is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cheat is keeping busy.
Gruber misses with a knee strike.
Gruber has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cheat avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gruber is trying to break the clinch but Cheat is controlling him.
Gruber is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cheat gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Gruber wants a takedown but no success here.
Bored Cheat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joriedson Gruber.
Cheat leaning his opponent against the cage.
Gruber tries to pull guard but Cheat won't allow it.
Cheat utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Cheat is pushing Gruber up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Gruber blocks the elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gruber tries to pull guard but Cheat won't allow it.
Gruber wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Cheat has him pressed against the cage.
Cheat unloads a knee to the mid-section. Gruber lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Gruber is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Gruber is trying to force a seperation but Cheat has the dominant position.
Cheat stalling against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cheat throws an elbow but misses.
Cheat gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Gruber.
Gruber fails to pull guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheat throws an elbow but it misses.
A frustrated look appears on Gruber's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cheat stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Gruber has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Gruber takes an elbow to the forehead.
It looks like Joriedson Gruber has been cut.
Cheat throws an elbow that misses.
Cheat prevents Gruber from breaking the clinch.
Gruber dodges an elbow strike from Cheat.
Gruber is trying to break the clinch but Cheat is controlling him.
Cheat looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Stalling in the clinch from Cheat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheat looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Gruber is trying to break the clinch but Cheat is controlling him.
Cheat stops a takedown attempt from Gruber.
Cheat's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cheat lands a nice elbow.
Gruber tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cheat just stands there and leans against the cage.
Gruber avoids the elbow strike from Cheat, against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cheat misses with an elbow over the top.
Gruber tries to work over Cheat's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Cheat obliges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bored Cheat dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joriedson Gruber's cut.
That's time! Cheat's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Cheat gets a clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cheat as Gruber tries to tie him up.
Cheat avoiding damage.
Cheat just leaning against Gruber, taking a breather.
The referee is keeping an eye on Cheat - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Gruber is trying to pull guard but Cheat has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheat misses with an elbow over the top.
Cheat throws an elbow but it misses.
Gruber should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Cheat working Gruber over with knees to the body.
Cheat is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gruber can do to turn this around?
Cheat keeps control of Gruber as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gruber avoids the elbow strike from Cheat, against the cage.
Bored Cheat has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cheat gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Gruber.
Cheat pushes off an throws an elbow but Gruber leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cheat landing knees to the body.
Gruber is breathing heavily.
Gruber is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Cheat lands a vicious elbow to the side of Gruber's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Cheat tries to finish him with strikes but Gruber still seems able to defend himself so Cheat steps back and lets Gruber get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.
Gruber is rocked!
Cheat fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Gruber, pushing him back against the cage.
Gruber is still on wobbly legs! Can Cheat finish him?
Cheat creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cheat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gruber's brow.
Gruber blocks an elbow strike.
Gruber seems to have recovered his senses.
Cheat stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Gruber is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bored Cheat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joriedson Gruber.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Cheat.
Cheat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cheat slows down the pace here.
Gruber tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Gruber takes an elbow to the temple.
The cut above Joriedson Gruber's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Cheat pushes off an throws an elbow but Gruber leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Gruber avoids the elbow strike from Cheat, against the cage.
Cheat has Gruber pressed against the cage.
Cheat content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Cheat for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheat is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cheat slowing the pace effectively.
Cheat throws an elbow but it misses.
Cheat is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Gruber avoids a wild elbow strike from Cheat.
Cheat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cheat unloads a knee to the mid-section. Gruber lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Cheat taking a breather.
Cheat manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Cheat lands a nice knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gruber blocks an elbow strike.
Cheat throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cheat throws an elbow but misses.
Gruber is trying to break the clinch but Cheat is controlling him.
Cheat is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cheat displaying some good clinch control by pressing Gruber up against the cage.
Cheat is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cheat dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Cheat pushes off an throws an elbow but Gruber leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bored Cheat dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joriedson Gruber's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Cheat rushes Gruber and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cheat is stalling here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cheat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gruber's brow.
Cheat prevents Gruber from breaking the clinch.
Gruber jumps guard but Cheat stands there with Gruber around his waist. Gruber gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Cheat slows down the pace here.
Gruber wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheat misses with an elbow over the top.
Gruber tries to score a body lock takedown but Cheat shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cheat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gruber's brow.
Gruber goes for a takedown attempt but Cheat pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Bored Cheat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joriedson Gruber.
Gruber takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Gruber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Gruber misses with a body shot.
Cheat gets a clinch.
Cheat is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Gruber avoids the elbow strike from Cheat, against the cage.
Cheat slowing the pace effectively.
Cheat keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Gruber's efforts to push away.
Cheat avoiding damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from Cheat.
Gruber tries to pull guard but Cheat forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
We've been informed that Gruber has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
With the fighters up against the cage, Gruber throws an elbow but misses.
Gruber jumps guard but Cheat turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Cheat stalling in the clinch.
Gruber avoids the elbow strike from Cheat, against the cage.
Cheat comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cheat throws an elbow but it misses.
Gruber goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cheat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gruber's brow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gruber tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cheat just stands there and leans against the cage.
Gruber drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cheat pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cheat instigates a clinch.
Cheat taking a breather.
Cheat landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Gruber letting Cheat take a breather here.
Cheat throws an elbow that misses.
Gruber is trying to pull guard but Cheat has him pressed against the cage.
Cheat lands a big knee to the head and Gruber goes down! Cheat pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bored Cheat!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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