PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bored Cheat (ranked 3949 p4p, 0 weight class) and Test Five (ranked 2747 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Test Five enters the cage!

Cheat
vs
Five

205 cm
25
300 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

205 cm
27
290 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bored Cheat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Test Five!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Robert Douchet and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Five swats away the attempt to clinch by Cheat.
Cheat wants to clinch up but Five keeps it at a distance.
Five throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cheat on the side of the head.
Five loads up on a big right hand but Cheat slips the punch.

Cheat clinches up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheat.
Five works on Cheat's body with a couple of short punches.
Cheat is breathing heavily.
Cheat blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Five.
Five goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Five lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Come on Five - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Five throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheat.
A head punch on the inside from Five fails to land.
Five letting Cheat take a breather here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Five throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheat.
Cheat tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Five lands a shot to the body.
Five dodges an elbow strike from Cheat.
Five tries to work over Cheat's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Five misses with a punch to the body.
Five swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Five lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cheat.
Five working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Five lands a right hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Five.
A head punch on the inside from Five fails to land.
Five fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Five lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Five lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cheat backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Five.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Five can't find room to land a body shot as Cheat controls the action.
Five misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Five scores with a nice short uppercut.
Five stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Five lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cheat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Five.
Five misses with a body punch.
Five misses with a body punch.
Five goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Five struggles to land a body shot inside as Cheat controls his hands.
Cheat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Five tries to work over Cheat's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Five throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheat.
Five misses with the head strike.
Five tries a body shot but Cheat blocks it.
Five tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cheat's elbow.
Five doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short body shot lands from Five as the two fighters clinch.
Five throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cheats head.
Cheat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Five misses with a hook to the ribs.
Five avoids the elbow strike from Cheat, against the cage.
Five pressing his opponent against the cage.
Five avoids the elbow strike from Cheat, against the cage.
Five working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Five is pushing Cheat up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Five scores with a shoulder strike.
Five is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Five is trying to maintain a safe position but Cheat gets an underhook and turns Five into the cage.
Five is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
Five throws a head punch that misses.
Cheat takes a shot to the head.
Cheat misses with a knee strike.
Five misses with a body punch.
Five lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cheat or not.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Five misses with a hook to the ribs.
Five is stalling here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Test Five dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Cheat takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

Five tries to keep at a distance but Cheat has taken the fight into the clinch.
Five tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Five doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Five throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheat.
A short right from Five on the inside.
Five tries a body shot but Cheat blocks it.
Cheat taking a breather.
Test Five seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Five is struggling to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheat creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cheat blocks an uppercut.
Cheat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Five being controlled against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Five can't find room to land a body shot as Cheat controls the action.
A right hand to the body from Five.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A head punch on the inside from Five fails to land.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Five creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cheat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Five blocks the elbow strike.
A head punch on the inside from Five fails to land.
A short right from Five.
Five can't find room to land a body shot as Cheat controls the action.
Five tries a body shot but Cheat blocks it.
Cheat throws an elbow that misses.
Five fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Five misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Five doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Five pushes Cheat back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Five lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Five creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Five throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cheats head.
Five tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Five lands with a light punch inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Five lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cheat.
Five lands a body punch in the clinch.
Five lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Five lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheat backwards.
Five tries to throw a body punch but Cheat avoids it by throwing Five back against the cage.
Five works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The referee is keeping an eye on Five - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Five lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Five.
Five lands with a short shot to the head.
Five working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Cheat is rocked!
Five pushes Cheat against the cage. Five is working some dirty boxing. Five pushes off with a quick right hook! Cheat goes down! Cheat tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Five moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Test Five!