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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bug Turd (ranked 2103 p4p, 263 weight class) and Piotr Chojnowski (ranked 6182 p4p, 553 weight class). Chojnowski is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Nothing More - Do You Really Want It ?. This should be a great matchup!
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199 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Piotr Chojnowski!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd lands a nice shot to the body.
Chojnowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turd fires out a quick counter leg kick but Chojnowski just manages to avoid it.
Chojnowski is looking to clinch.
Chojnowski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Turd was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Nice uppercut there from Turd.
Turd moves out of range of the body kick.
Chojnowski wants to clinch up but Turd keeps it at a distance.
Turd throws a jab but it's blocked by Chojnowski.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Chojnowski tries to clinch up but Turd circles away and keeps his distance.
Chojnowski has closed the distance and engaged Turd in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chojnowski blocks a body shot from Turd.
Turd dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Turd.
Turd blocks an elbow strike from Chojnowski.
Chojnowski is working for takedown but Turd is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chojnowski has a couple of punches blocked by Turd.
Chojnowski working aggressively here.
Turd misses with a body punch.
Turd breaks from the clinch.
Chojnowski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chojnowski has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Turd swats away the attempt to clinch by Chojnowski.
Chojnowski misses with a hook
and Turd counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Chojnowski takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Turd. That's going to slow Chojnowski down.
A swing and a miss from Turd.
Chojnowski tries to counter with a clinch but Turd shakes him off and moves away.
Chojnowski gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
Turd seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Chojnowski takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chojnowski's calf.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a body punch but Chojnowski moves out of range.
Chojnowski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chojnowski catches Turd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Chojnowski wants to clinch but Turd slips to the side
and Turd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fight stays on the outside here - Chojnowski looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Chojnowski feints a jab promting Turd to slip. Chojnowski then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Turd slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Chojnowski scores with a shot to the body.
Bug Turd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Turd cracks Chojnowski with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A jab from Turd misses.
Chojnowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Turd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chojnowski.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bug Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piotr Chojnowski.
Chojnowski is looking to clinch but Turd is avoiding it.
A jab from Chojnowski misses.
Turd swats away the attempt to clinch by Chojnowski.
Turd feints and then cracks Chojnowski's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chojnowski down.
Chojnowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Chojnowski throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
Turd takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chojnowski's calf.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt
and Turd makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chojnowski.
Despite the aggression on Chojnowski's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Chojnowski throws a jab but it's blocked by Turd.
Turd lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Chojnowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Chojnowski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Chojnowski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chojnowski stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Turd.
Turd on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Turd.
Chojnowski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Turd.
Chojnowski throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Both fighters circling a little - Turd finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chojnowski's calf.
Turd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Chojnowski can do to turn this around?
A nice leg kick lands there from Turd.
Chojnowski's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chojnowski tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Chojnowski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circle momentarily. Turd darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Piotr Chojnowski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chojnowski manages to avoid it.
Chojnowski looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Chojnowski tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chojnowski moves into the clinch successfully.
Chojnowski is trying to pull guard but Turd turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Chojnowski's efforts to push away.
Chojnowski tries to circle away but Turd has him pinned against the cage.
Turd lands an uppercut.
Turd pushes Chojnowski back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Turd.
Turd scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chojnowski tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Turd gets underhooks to prevent Chojnowski's takedown attempt.
Bug Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piotr Chojnowski.
Chojnowski is breathing heavily.
A short left from Turd.
Chojnowski swings wildly with an uppercut but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chojnowski is looking to take this one to the mat.
A bit of stalling here from Turd.
Turd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chojnowski backwards.
Turd digs a right hand underneath Chojnowski's ribcage. Chojnowski let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Turd digs a right hand into Chojnowski's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Chojnowski's gas tank.
Turd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The referee calls for Turd to work.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chojnowski backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chojnowski working hard to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chojnowski can't get the takedown.
Chojnowski is looking to control Turd's arms but Turd gets an underhook and turns him. Now Chojnowski has his back to the cage.
Turd scores with a shoulder strike.
Turd stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chojnowski.
Turd slowing the pace effectively.
Turd swings wildly with an uppercut but Chojnowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Turd.
Nice body punch from Turd.
Turd misses with the head strike.
A frustrated look appears on Chojnowski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chojnowski backwards.
Turd stalling in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Turd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd pushes Chojnowski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The referee calls for Turd to work.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Turd makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Turd pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Chojnowski swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Turd counter with a right hand.
Turd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chojnowski throws a left and a right that both miss
and Turd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chojnowski is rocked!
Chojnowski on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Turd looks to land a combination but Chojnowski avoids it well.
Turd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Chojnowski throws a low kick, looking for Turd's leg but Turd calmly moves out of range.
Turd with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Turd feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Chojnowski sprawling to the canvas! Chojnowski rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Turd finish him?!
Chojnowski is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chojnowski stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Piotr Chojnowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd goes for a small jab and connects. Now Turd goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Chojnowski stumbles back but Turd runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Chojnowski to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Chojnowski will ever be the same after a knockout like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bug Turd!
Bug Turd thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Piotr Chojnowski spoke after the fight, saying 'I will be back !'.
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