PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Cocaine (ranked 5076 p4p, 0 weight class) and ThorHGH Grasman (ranked 2668 p4p, 0 weight class). Cocaine kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Nothing To Lose. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Cocaine
vs
Grasman

192 cm
29
220 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
23
210 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Cocaine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, ThorHGH Grasman!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Chad Campbell and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grasman lands a nice hook to Cocaine's body. Cocaine takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grasman misses with a body punch
and Cocaine counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grasman lands with an uppercut that bounces Cocaine off the cage and back into range.

It looks like Johnny Cocaine has been cut.
Grasman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cocaine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cocaine gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Grasman.
A slow jab from Grasman misses its intended target.
Grasman throws a body shot but no joy.
Grasman misses with a double jab.
Grasman throws a push kick but Cocaine slaps the foot to one side.
Grasman takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like ThorHGH Grasman has been cut.
Cocaine moves out of range of the body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grasman misses with a wild body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Cocaine blocks the leg kick.
Cocaine has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Takeover in the buildup to the fight.
Grasman misses the shot to the body.
Cocaine swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Grasman is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cocaine rather than just go for the knockout.
Grasman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cocaine if he has to take too many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cocaine jabs Grasman right on the nose. Grasman blinks but takes it well.
Grasman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
ThorHGH Grasman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grasman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cocaine manages to avoid it.
Cocaine swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

Cocaine darts in and clinches Grasman up against the cage.
Cocaine misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cocaine lands a right hand that snaps the head of Grasman backwards.
Grasman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grasman has had enough of the clinch but Cocaine keeps him there for the moment.
Grasman swings wildly with an uppercut but Cocaine uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grasman struggles to land a body shot inside as Cocaine controls his hands.
Grasman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grasman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grasman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cocaine fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cocaine misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Cocaine.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grasman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cocaine pushes Grasman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grasman misses with a punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Cocaine struggles to land a body shot inside as Grasman controls his hands.
Grasman misses with a punch to the body.
A hook to the body from Grasman.
Grasman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cocaine's elbow.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Cocaine throws a punch but it's blocked by Grasman.
Cocaine working aggressively here.
Grasman can't find room to land a body shot as Cocaine controls the action.
Cocaine lands a left hand.
Cocaine misses with some punches.
Cocaine blocks a body shot from Grasman.
Cocaine throws a knee to the head but misses.
Grasman tries to throw a body punch but Cocaine avoids it by throwing Grasman back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grasman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cocaine misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Cocaine.
Grasman misses with a punch to the body.
Cocaine lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Grasman backwards.
Cocaine scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cocaine lands a left hand.
Cocaine scores with a shoulder strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Cocaine.
Cocaine tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cocaine lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cocaine lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Grasman is rocked!
Cocaine misses with a knee strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cocaine throws a head punch that misses.
Grasman working aggressively here.
Cocaine misses with a punch to the body.
Cocaine blocks an uppercut.
Grasman struggles to land a body shot inside as Cocaine controls his hands.
Cocaine misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grasman lands an uppercut.
Cocaine lands a damaging elbow.
Cocaine goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Cocaine.
Grasman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cocaine lands with a right to the head.
Grasman is still on wobbly legs! Can Cocaine finish him?
Cocaine misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grasman seems to have recovered his senses.
Cocaine lands a shoulder strike.
Cocaine creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Grasman with a big uppercut! Grasman tries to clinch up but Cocaine pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Grasman to the mat! Grasman covers up and Cocaine unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Johnny Cocaine!
Johnny Cocaine very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.