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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1644 p4p, 208 weight class) and Mitar Miric (ranked 3171 p4p, 352 weight class). Diddlybottom comes to the cage accompanied by Milquetoast. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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273 lbs
16 - 16 - 0 |
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200 cm
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266 lbs
28 - 9 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mitar Miric!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Anthony Taglia and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Miric misses with a wild body shot.
Miric thows a leg kick but Diddlybottom checks it
and Diddlybottom counters with a single leg into guard. Miric didn't expect that.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Miric is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Miric is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom with a flurry of punches that miss.
Miric keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Miric is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Miric works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Miric is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is stalling in the full guard.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Miric to score with a decent uppercut.
Miric wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Diddlybottom scoring well with a low kick there.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Miric napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Diddlybottom is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Miric will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Miric can't do much from the bottom here.
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is staying tight to Miric's torso, preventing him from escaping.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Miric has escaped the position, nice work there.
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Diddlybottom tries for a kimura but Miric is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Diddlybottom wants to control for a moment but Miric uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Miric sees it coming and defends easily.
Diddlybottom throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Miric is trying is best to control the position here.
Miric is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Miric is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom is keen to just control but Miric is a slippery customer.
Diddlybottom seems to be working for a kimura but Miric defends the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the action in half guard but Miric is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Diddlybottom has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Diddlybottom moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Miric has worked his arm free - good work by Miric!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Miric has escaped the position, nice work there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Miric finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Diddlybottom is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Miric's half guard.
Diddlybottom missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Miric is refusing to be controlled, as Diddlybottom sits in half guard.
Diddlybottom keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Diddlybottom throws a strike but Miric avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Diddlybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Miric gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Miric can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom seems keen to control Miric's posture.
Miric is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet.
Diddlybottom working a defensive guard here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Diddlybottom is on top in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Miric preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Diddlybottom passes Miric's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Miric is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the action in half guard but Miric is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Diddlybottom passes into side control, despite Miric's attempt to control the position.
Miric prevents Diddlybottom from moving into mount.
Diddlybottom in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miric avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom taking a break here but Miric is having none of it and regains half guard.
Diddlybottom seems to be looking for submissions.
Diddlybottom wants to control but Miric is keeping him busy.
Miric trying to control but Diddlybottom postures up.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Miric is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Miric is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Miric defends it well.
Miric won't allow Diddlybottom to pass to mount.
Diddlybottom trying to control from half guard but Miric is working away.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Miric defends it well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Miric is doing well to control the position and prevent Diddlybottom from advancing to side control.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Miric gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Miric manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Diddlybottom wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Miric is now in half guard.
Miric tries to pass to full mount but Diddlybottom defends it.
Diddlybottom is trying to control but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miric prevents Diddlybottom from improving his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is working hard here to advance position.
Diddlybottom moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Diddlybottom is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Miric sees it coming and defends easily.
Diddlybottom is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Diddlybottom is looking to stall here but Miric recovers full guard.
Miric has control of Diddlybottom's left arm, preventing Diddlybottom from doing any damage.
Mitar Miric has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the guard.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes from guard but Miric blocks nicely.
Miric keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Miric is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom throws a big right hand that misses.
Diddlybottom pushes down on Miric's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Miric has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Diddlybottom is working away from the top position though.
Diddlybottom tries to pass the half guard into mount. Miric knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Nice strikes from Diddlybottom there.
Diddlybottom wants to work for an arm triangle but Miric is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Miric is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Miric is holding on to half guard well.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Diddlybottom, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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