PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douche Canoe (ranked 3230 p4p, 426 weight class) and Make You Bleed (ranked 7534 p4p, 618 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Canoe
vs
You Bleed

197 cm
29
215 lbs
13 - 12 - 2

189 cm
27
222 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douche Canoe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Make You Bleed!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canoe throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bleed on the side of the head.
Canoe looks to land a combination but Bleed avoids it well.
Bleed fails to land with a series of punches.
A low kick from Bleed misses
letting Canoe counter with a right hand.
Canoe takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bleed throws a sloppy head kick and Canoe moves out of range easily.
Bleed checks a leg kick.
Canoe backing away here, and Bleed unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Bleed throws a hook but Canoe avoids it easily.
Canoe lands with a shot to the body.
Canoe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bleed.
Bleed displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Canoe throws out the jab.
Bleed throws a hook to the side of Canoe's head but Canoe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Canoe moves away from the strike by Bleed.
An attempted straight right counter from Canoe misses the target.
Canoe cracks Bleed with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bleed has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bleed throws a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canoe lands a jab to the head.
Canoe keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Canoe jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

Bleed is rocked!
Make You Bleed is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Canoe dives in and gets a big takedown. He lands in full mount and immediately unloads a series of heavy strikes! Bleed has had enough and taps out.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Douche Canoe!
Douche Canoe seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.