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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 343 p4p, 49 weight class) and Power Shark (ranked 353 p4p, 50 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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177 lbs
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169 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Power Shark!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Jorge Garcia and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shark throws a lazy uppercut
and Scrotum counters with a good low kick that Shark was not able to check.
Scrotum throws a nice looking combination but Shark bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Shark looks to throw a body kick
and Scrotum counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Scrotum looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Shark rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Scrotum counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Scrotum throws a jab but it's blocked by Shark.
Shark has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Some wild striking there from Scrotum.
Shark throws a fast counter high kick but Scrotum manages to duck under it in time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shark drops his hands momentarily and Scrotum takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Scrotum throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shark counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Scrotum throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Scrotum pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shark pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Scrotum ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Shark throws a body punch but Scrotum moves out of range.
Scrotum is looking to slow Shark down with leg kicks.
Shark throws a body punch but Scrotum moves out of range.
Scrotum is looking for a counter combo.
Scrotum swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Scrotum uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shark.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Scrotum, as that shot connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shark takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Shark pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Shark throws a leg kick
and Scrotum counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shark ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Scrotum moves away.
Shark rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Scrotum counters with a solid body kick.
Power Shark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Scrotum throws a sloppy head kick and Shark moves out of range easily.
Scrotum gets tackled into the cage by Shark. Shark maintains the clinch.
Shark tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Scrotum's elbow.
Shark lands a shot to the body.
Scrotum manages to break the clinch.
Shark on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shark ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Scrotum moves away.
Scrotum pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And Shark responds with a good body kick, but Scrotum manages to step out the way in time.
Scrotum drops his hands momentarily and Shark takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A lazy left from Scrotum finds it's target.
Shark misses with a right hand
letting Scrotum counter with a right hand.
Shark throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Scrotum counters with a straight right hand.
Shark is rocked!
Scrotum throws an overhand right that has Shark reeling! Scrotum follows up with more punches and Shark is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum very nearly forgot to thank Cipher Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
Power Shark spoke after the fight, saying 'Bullshit!'.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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