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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 1104 p4p, 38 weight class) and Tohit Tohurt (ranked 2924 p4p, 93 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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5 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tohit Tohurt!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Daniel Franklin and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McPherson.
McPherson misses with a kick to the body.
McPherson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McPherson throws a head kick but Tohurt moves out of range.
Tohurt is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
McPherson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McPherson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Tohurt quickly recovers to half guard.
McPherson wants to work for an arm triangle but Tohurt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tohurt is trying to stand back up but McPherson is controlling him
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ground and pound from McPherson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McPherson working over Tohurt with some ground and pound. Tohurt looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
McPherson is nestled in close to Tohurt, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
It looks like Tohit Tohurt has been cut.
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McPherson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Tohurt tries to roll over but McPherson keeps him under control.
McPherson winds up and cracks Tohurt with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tohurt taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
Tohurt pushes McPherson off looking to stand but McPherson dives back in and keeps control.
McPherson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McPherson sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Tohurt taking some punishment here, with McPherson in his half guard.
That has opened up Tohit Tohurt's cut even more.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
The cut above Tohit Tohurt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tohit Tohurt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson retains his super heavyweight title!
A victorious Turd McPherson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
32% |
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