PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 98 p4p, 4 weight class) and Gauthier Delsarte (ranked 109 p4p, 3 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think SissyPants might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Scooters. Delsarte has chosen Ah Non Cest Terrible as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

SissyPants
vs
Delsarte

194 cm
34
263 lbs
31 - 10 - 0

225 cm
28
300 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Groove Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gauthier Delsarte!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Delsarte connects with a right hand. SissyPants shakes it off.
SissyPants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Delsarte counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Delsarte scores with a hook to the body. SissyPants takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Delsarte connects with a leg kick. SissyPants looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Delsarte blocks the body kick.
Delsarte misses with a leg kick.
SissyPants misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice straight punches there by Delsarte. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Delsarte.
Delsarte blocks a leg kick.
Crunch! Delsarte slams his shin into SissyPants's torso.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants takes one to the chin there.
Delsarte scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Delsarte cracks SissyPants with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Delsarte has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning SissyPants to stand back up!

SissyPants is rocked!

Delsarte lands a big right hand that sends SissyPants crashing to the mat! Delsarte stays standing though and waves SissyPants back to his feet!
Oh SissyPants is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Delsarte looks to land a right hand but SissyPants moved out of range.
SissyPants seems to have got his legs back now.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from SissyPants, right into the meat.
A looping hook to the body misses from Delsarte. SissyPants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Delsarte ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants.
Delsarte misses with the body kick
and SissyPants counters with a nice leg kick.
Delsarte has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
SissyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Delsarte.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Delsarte throws a leg kick but SissyPants sees it coming and moves out of range.
SissyPants throws a lazy uppercut
and Delsarte counters with a low kick, right behind SissyPants 's knee.
SissyPants looks for the body kick but Delsarte saw that one coming.
Delsarte throws a lazy head kick
and SissyPants counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Delsarte checks a leg kick nicely.
Delsarte lunges at SissyPants with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by SissyPants's hand.
SissyPants definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
SissyPants swings widly with a right hand
and Delsarte counters with an outside leg kick.
Delsarte misses with a looping right.
SissyPants appears to be looking for a big counter.
SissyPants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Delsarte is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! SissyPants had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants throws a lazy right hand but Delsarte sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
SissyPants takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A solid body kick from SissyPants.
SissyPants misses with a looping left.
SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Delsarte.
SissyPants with a nice cross.

It looks like Gauthier Delsarte has been cut.
SissyPants throws a shot to the body.
Delsarte misses with a wild body shot.
Delsarte lands a lovely overhand right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants is looking to land body kicks.
SissyPants with a nice cross.
SissyPants looks to land a body kick but Delsarte moved away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
SissyPants throws a nice inside leg kick.
Delsarte scores with a jab to the head.
Delsarte takes a jab right on the kisser.
Delsarte cracks SissyPants with an open hand slap.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Delsarte lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Delsarte defending well as SissyPants loads up on a big left hand.
A little jabbing left from Delsarte on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gauthier Delsarte dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gauthier Delsarte's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

SissyPants misses with a body shot.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether SissyPants might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Delsarte connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Gauthier Delsarte seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Delsarte keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Delsarte sends SissyPants crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Delsarte is motioning to the referee to let SissyPants up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Delsarte misses with a hook to the body
and SissyPants counters with a nice kick to the body.
SissyPants misses with a low kick as Delsarte jumps back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
SissyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Delsarte counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Delsarte fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
SissyPants moves out of range of the leg kick from Delsarte.
Delsarte digs a good body shot into SissyPants's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Oooooh!!! Delsarte has knocked SissyPants down with a huge combo! Delsarte steps away and waves a wobbly SissyPants back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Delsarte is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Delsarte throws an overhand right that drops SissyPants like a sack of potatoes! Delsarte dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gauthier Delsarte!
Gauthier Delsarte thanked the fans post fight for their support.
FannyPack SissyPants was interviewed post fight and said 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.