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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Venom Killer (ranked 1268 p4p, 194 weight class) and Rumpel Stiltskin (ranked 5461 p4p, 533 weight class). Killer comes to the cage accompanied by Body to the Head!. Venom Killer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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194 cm
26
215 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
24
215 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Venom Killer! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rumpel Stiltskin! The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Stiltskin misses with a left hand and Stiltskin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Stiltskin throws a sloppy head kick and Killer moves out of range easily. Stiltskin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Good shot there by Killer. Stiltskin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Killer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Killer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Stiltskin looks for the body kick but Killer saw that one coming. Stiltskin is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Killer has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Stiltskin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Killer. Stiltskin blocks a jab. Stiltskin looks to clinch and Killer counters with a lovely straight right hand! Killer throws a hook but Stiltskin avoids it easily. Venom Killer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round. Killer sends Stiltskin crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Killer is motioning to the referee to let Stiltskin up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Stiltskin is rocked! Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Killer! Stiltskin is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Venom Killer! Venom Killer retains his light heavyweight title! A less than humble Venom Killer misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
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75% |
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