PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boomerang Farts (ranked 2829 p4p, 318 weight class) and Bleeding Spanner (ranked 3426 p4p, 358 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Boomerang Farts has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Boomerang Farts seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Farts
vs
Spanner

194 cm
19
277 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

202 cm
19
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Groove Gear
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boomerang Farts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bleeding Spanner!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanner misses with a straight left.
Farts connects with the punch.

It looks like Bleeding Spanner has been cut.
Farts bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Spanner's head.
Spanner tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Farts paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Spanner looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Spanner clinches with his opponent.
Farts blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Farts.
Farts misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Farts lands a hook to the side of the head.
Farts blocking some punches.
Spanner tries to throw a body punch but Farts avoids it by throwing Spanner back against the cage.
Farts working aggressively here.
Farts lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Farts lands a right hand.
Spanner blocks a body shot from Farts.
Farts lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Spanner backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanner has a couple of punches blocked by Farts.
Spanner tries a body shot but Farts blocks it.
Farts lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Farts.

That has opened up Bleeding Spanner's cut even more.
Nice body punch from Farts - that landed with a thud.
Spanner looks winded!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Farts.
Farts tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Spanner's elbow.
Spanner misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farts throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Spanners head.
Nice body punch from Farts - that landed with a thud.
Farts lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A body shot lands from Farts.
Farts is leaning against Spanner and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Spanner working aggressively here.
Spanner prevents a body shot from Farts.
Farts works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Farts lands a right hand that snaps the head of Spanner backwards.
Farts is working Spanner over against the cage.
Farts scores with an uppercut up the middle.

The cut above Bleeding Spanner's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Farts creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Farts pushes Spanner back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Farts.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Farts creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Spanner is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Farts lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Spanner to his knees! Farts keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boomerang Farts!
An out of breath and clearly excited Boomerang Farts thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).