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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Keyser Soze (ranked 4629 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnold Palmer (ranked 19241 p4p, 0 weight class). Soze kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is We Back. Keyser Soze could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Arnold Palmer's chin.
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145 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
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140 lbs
12 - 10 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Keyser Soze!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arnold Palmer!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Soze scores with a leg kick.
Palmer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Palmer looks to score with a jab to the body but Soze is just out of range.
Palmer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Soze thuds his shin into the meat of Palmer's side.
Arnold Palmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Soze fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Palmer manages to avoid it.
Palmer misses with a body punch
and Soze counters with an inside leg kick.
Palmer tries to bum rush Soze with a series of wild strikes but Soze uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Soze misses with a kick to the body.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Soze lands with a short shot to the head.
Soze works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Soze presses Palmer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Palmer misses with a punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Soze throws a punch but it's blocked by Palmer.
Soze escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Palmer misses with a straight left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Soze counter with a right hand.
Soze gets tackled into the cage by Palmer. Palmer maintains the clinch.
A short right from Soze on the inside.
Soze's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Palmer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Soze connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Soze lands a body shot.
Palmer misses with a hook to the body
and Soze counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Palmer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Soze moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
As Palmer backs away, Soze returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Soze dodges the punch combination from Palmer.
Palmer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Soze counters with a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soze lands a head kick!
Soze connects with a solid leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer swings widly with a right hand
and Soze counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Soze throws a head kick that half lands.
Soze looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Palmer is fending him off so far but Soze persists. Nope, Palmer circles away and we're back to standing.
Palmer tries to clinch up.
Soze cracks the inside of Palmer's front leg.
That kick from Soze tenderised Palmer's leg. Palmer is trying to keep his angry face on.
A head kick from Soze lands but Palmer takes it in his stride.
Soze drives through and clinches with Palmer against the cage.
Palmer throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Soze lands a left hand.
Palmer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Soze misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Soze tries to work over Palmer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Palmer struggles to land a body shot inside as Soze controls his hands.
Soze blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer working aggressively here.
Soze displaying some good clinch control by pressing Palmer up against the cage.
Palmer tries a body shot but Soze blocks it.
Soze breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Soze. That's going to slow Palmer down.
Soze bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Palmer tries to clinch but Soze is having none of it.
Palmer misses with a right hand
and Soze counters with a right hand to the body.
Palmer throws a sloppy body shot
and Soze counters with a straight right hand.
Palmer throws the left hand but Soze avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Palmer. Soze does a little dance to reset his feet.
Soze quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Palmer is looking to clinch but Soze is avoiding it.
Palmer misses with a left hand
and Soze counters with a nice body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palmer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Palmer throws an overhand right that lands on Soze's shoulder, as Soze tries to avoid the shot.
Palmer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Soze lands a head kick!
Arnold Palmer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palmer misses with an uppercut
and Soze counters with a nice leg kick.
Soze bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Palmer blocks a head kick by Soze.
Palmer misses with a jab to the body
and Soze counters with an outside leg kick.
Soze lands a nice looking kick to the body. Palmer takes a step back to recover.
Soze throws a nice head kick!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Soze lands a high kick!
Palmer tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Soze counters with a solid body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Keyser Soze dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Soze comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Soze lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Palmer throws out a loose jab but Soze uses good head movement to avoid it.
Soze avoids the body shot from Palmer.
Arnold Palmer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Palmer catches Soze with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Soze throws a nice outside leg kick.
Soze lands a nice shot that snaps Palmer's head back.
Soze scores with a body shot.
Soze pushes Palmer up against the cage in a clinch.
Soze breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Soze pushes Palmer away with a front kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Soze throws a leg kick which misses Palmer's front leg but catches the back leg as Palmer tries to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Palmer. Beautiful body shot.
Palmer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Keyser Soze is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer throws a looping overhand right but Soze ducks down to avoid it.
Soze is looking to counter with head kicks.
Palmer misses with a body shot
and Soze counters with an inside leg kick.
Palmer throws a nice looking combination but Soze bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Soze tried to counter with a leg kick but Palmer avoided it.
Palmer swinging wildly here.
Palmer tries to close the distance and clinch but Soze swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Soze is looking to wear down Palmer with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Palmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Soze manages to avoid it.
Soze throwing a counter right hand but Palmer manages to avoid it.
Soze has managed to clinch.
Soze lands a body punch.
Soze lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Palmer fails to land.
Soze lands a body punch in the clinch.
Palmer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Palmer pushes off an throws an elbow but Soze leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Keyser Soze has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Soze lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Soze tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Soze is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Palmer can do to turn this around?
Soze tries to stall but Palmer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A short uppercut from Palmer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Palmer.
Soze lands a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Soze lands a shot to the body.
Soze lands with a light punch inside.
Soze scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right hook to the body lands for Soze.
Palmer lands a body punch.
Soze misses with a punch to the body.
Palmer prevents a body shot from Soze.
Soze's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Soze darts in and clinches Palmer up against the cage.
Soze tries to throw a body punch but Palmer avoids it by throwing Soze back against the cage.
Soze breaks from the clinch.
Palmer tests Soze's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Soze.
Soze lands with a thumping leg kick.
Soze throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Palmer just misses with a punch to the body.
Palmer takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Palmer has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Soze.
Soze throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Palmer.
Soze throws a nice inside leg kick.
Soze throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Palmer doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Soze throws a head kick but Palmer moves out of range.
Soze uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Palmer.
Soze throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Palmer is rocked!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Soze - that will leave a mark!
Palmer is still on wobbly legs! Can Soze finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palmer wants to clinch but Soze slips to the side
and Soze counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
That kick from Soze tenderised Palmer's leg. Palmer is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palmer wants to clinch.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Soze! Palmer is out on his feet! Soze rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Palmer is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Palmer is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keyser Soze!
Keyser Soze tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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hype
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