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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sigurd Fafnisbani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Touko Pouko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fafnisbani comes to the ring accompanied by Kegaduro by Enzyme X. Sigurd Fafnisbani is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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176 cm
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154 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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170 cm
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160 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sigurd Fafnisbani! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Touko Pouko! The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fafnisbani keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Pouko fails with a takedown attempt from distance. Fafnisbani tries to clinch but Pouko is having none of it. Horrible takedown by Pouko or perhaps it was just good defense by Fafnisbani which made him look bad. Sigurd Fafnisbani has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Touko Pouko. Fafnisbani tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Nice uppercut there from Fafnisbani. A jab from Pouko misses. Pouko shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fafnisbani pinned against the cage. Fafnisbani gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Pouko has a takedown stuffed. Pouko lands a head shot. Fafnisbani is looking to clinch. Fafnisbani darts in and clinches Pouko up against the ropes. Fafnisbani missing with knees to the body.
Fafnisbani scores with a nice hook to the head. Fafnisbani taking a breather. Fafnisbani taking a breather. Fafnisbani lands a nice knee to the body. Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pouko as Fafnisbani tries to tie him up. Pouko tries for a takedown. No joy.
Pouko looks gassed!
That's one minute gone in the round. Fafnisbani lands a body shot. Fafnisbani stalling against the ropes.
Fafnisbani connects with a knee to the head.
Fafnisbani landing knees to the body.
Fafnisbani lands a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Fafnisbani.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. Fafnisbani landing knees to the body.
Fafnisbani scores a nice knee to the body.
Come on Fafnisbani - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Fafnisbani with a knee to the head.
Fafnisbani stalling in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Sigurd Fafnisbani. Fafnisbani tries to clinch but Pouko moves out of range. Fafnisbani tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Pouko changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fafnisbani tries to avoid it but Pouko manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fafnisbani to the ground. Fafnisbani escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Fafnisbani tries to clinch but Pouko is having none of it. Pouko circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Fafnisbani is looking to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fafnisbani rushes Pouko and presses him up against the ropes. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fafnisbani. Knees to the body from Fafnisbani.
Pouko is looking to break free of the clinch but Fafnisbani has double underhooks. Fafnisbani landing knees to the head.
Pouko's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Fafnisbani feints and then cracks Pouko's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pouko down. This has been an exciting period of action! Fafnisbani gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Fafnisbani lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pouko backwards. Fafnisbani digs a right hand underneath Pouko's ribcage. Pouko let out a lung full of air as it connected. Pouko tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Fafnisbani just stands there and leans against the ropes. Fafnisbani connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pouko's face.
Fafnisbani scores a nice knee to the body.
Fafnisbani comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Fafnisbani leaning his opponent against the ropes. Fafnisbani using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Fafnisbani taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Pouko wants the takedown. Fafnisbani is fighting it off but Pouko persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Fafnisbani's guard against the ropes. Pouko prevents Fafnisbani from getting back to his feet. Fafnisbani manages to escape and get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fafnisbani moves into range and clinches up with Pouko. Pouko is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Fafnisbani pulls him back up using the underhooks. Fafnisbani working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Fafnisbani landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fafnisbani manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Fafnisbani landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Fafnisbani lands an elbow inside. Fafnisbani landing knees to the body.
Fafnisbani crunches a lovely knee into Pouko's ribcage. Pouko wants to get back to striking at distance but Fafnisbani won't allow it.
Fafnisbani missing with knees to the body.
Fafnisbani lands a damaging elbow. Fafnisbani lands a body punch in the clinch. Fafnisbani stalling against the ropes.
Fafnisbani gets underhooks to prevent Pouko's takedown attempt.
A bit of stalling here from Fafnisbani.
A left hand lands to the body for Fafnisbani.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Fafnisbani landing knees to the body.
Fafnisbani lands a damaging elbow. A short body shot lands from Fafnisbani as the two fighters clinch.
Fafnisbani unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pouko lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Fafnisbani using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Pouko has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pouko's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A knee to the head by Fafnisbani.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fafnisbani. Pouko wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Pouko fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Fafnisbani lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Fafnisbani lands an elbow inside. Stalling in the clinch from Fafnisbani.
Fafnisbani misses with a short punch on the inside. Pouko tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Fafnisbani smiles and moves away.
Pouko looks for a takedown but Fafnisbani sprawls well. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Pouko avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
No luck for Pouko with that takedown attempt. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sigurd Fafnisbani dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Fafnisbani lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Touko Pouko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Fafnisbani has managed to clinch.
Fafnisbani lands a shoulder strike. The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. Pouko pulls guard successfully.
Fafnisbani wants to stand but Pouko is controlling his posture from full guard. Fafnisbani looking to pass the guard. Fafnisbani advances position into side control! Pouko is looking for a sweep. Fafnisbani tries to stand but Pouko is controlling his head. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Pouko tries to bench press Fafnisbani off him but Fafnisbani keeps the position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fafnisbani wants to stand but Pouko has his arm trapped.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Pouko closes the distance and clinches up with Fafnisbani, looking for a takedown. Pouko pushes Fafnisbani against the ropes but Fafnisbani circles to the side and manages to break the clinch. Fafnisbani moves into the clinch. Pouko wants to break the clinch but can't.
Fafnisbani landing knees to the head.
Fafnisbani stops a takedown attempt from Pouko.
Pouko is working for takedown but Fafnisbani is calmly controlling the position for now. Sigurd Fafnisbani has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Touko Pouko. Fafnisbani digs a right hand into Pouko's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Pouko's gas tank. Fafnisbani using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Pouko has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pouko jumps guard but Fafnisbani stands there with Pouko around his waist. Pouko gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Pouko can't get the takedown.
A bit of stalling here from Fafnisbani.
Fafnisbani lands an elbow inside. Pouko has Fafnisbani pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Fafnisbani manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. Pouko takes an elbow to the temple. Fafnisbani lands a damaging elbow. Pouko takes a knee right on the jaw!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pouko takes an elbow to the forehead. Fafnisbani connects with a knee to the head.
Pouko drops down looking for an ankle pick but Fafnisbani pulls his leg out and moves away.
Fafnisbani fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pouko fails with a takedown attempt. Fafnisbani looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pouko swats away the attempt to clinch by Fafnisbani. The fight stays on the outside here - Fafnisbani looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Fafnisbani fails in his attempt to clinch. Fafnisbani has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fafnisbani lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nice elbow from Fafnisbani. Fafnisbani gets underhooks to prevent Pouko's takedown attempt.
Fafnisbani stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fafnisbani lands a knee to the body.
Sigurd Fafnisbani has scored more points in the clinch so far. Fafnisbani lands an elbow inside. Pouko tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pouko is trying to break free. Fafnisbani lands a nice knee to the body. The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. Fafnisbani prevents the takedown attempt.
Fafnisbani lands a shoulder strike. Fafnisbani landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fafnisbani scores a nice knee to the body.
Pouko tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nice elbow from Fafnisbani. Fafnisbani taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fafnisbani wants to stall.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fafnisbani. The is referee keeping an eye on Fafnisbani - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Pouko is working for takedown but Fafnisbani is calmly controlling the position for now. Fafnisbani lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pouko backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Pouko jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Fafnisbani walks away with a smile on his face. Pouko gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Fafnisbani is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Fafnisbani throws a nice outside leg kick. Fafnisbani looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fafnisbani rushes Pouko and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Fafnisbani takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Fafnisbani lands with a left to the head. Fafnisbani using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Fafnisbani scores with a knee to the head.
Fafnisbani lands a damaging elbow. Pouko tries to pull guard but Fafnisbani holds him up against the ropes and eventually Pouko drops back down to his feet.
Pouko tries to pull guard but Fafnisbani holds him up against the ropes and eventually Pouko drops back down to his feet.
Fafnisbani throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pouko tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fafnisbani. Pouko jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Fafnisbani walks away with a smile on his face. Pouko gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sigurd Fafnisbani dominated that second round. That's time! Fafnisbani's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Pouko shoots in but no luck this time. Fafnisbani tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Pouko paws at him with a jab and circles away. Pouko shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fafnisbani but Fafnisbani pushes him off and we're back to square one. Fafnisbani drives through and clinches with Pouko against the ropes.
Fafnisbani unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pouko lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Fafnisbani lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Fafnisbani lands an elbow just above Pouko 's eye. Knees in the clinch landing for Fafnisbani.
Pouko takes an elbow to the forehead. Pouko takes an elbow to the temple. Nice body punch from Fafnisbani. Fafnisbani lands an elbow just above Pouko 's eye. Fafnisbani lands a knee to the body.
Fafnisbani lands a nice elbow from the clinch. A bit of stalling here from Fafnisbani.
Fafnisbani unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pouko lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Both fighters are breathing heavily. A knee to the head by Fafnisbani.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pouko wants to break the clinch but can't.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Pouko takes an elbow to the forehead. Fafnisbani dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes. Pouko wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Pouko goes for a takedown attempt but Fafnisbani pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Sigurd Fafnisbani has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Touko Pouko. Fafnisbani tries to clinch but Pouko moves out of range. Fafnisbani rushes Pouko and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch. Fafnisbani stalling in the clinch but Pouko improves position. Fafnisbani prevents the takedown attempt.
Fafnisbani with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fafnisbani lands with a left to the head. Fafnisbani lands an elbow just above Pouko 's eye. Fafnisbani crunches a lovely knee into Pouko's ribcage. Fafnisbani will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pouko up against the ropes. Pouko has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Fafnisbani uses from the top position.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fafnisbani looking to pass the guard. Fafnisbani avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Pouko escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Fafnisbani gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Pouko escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Fafnisbani gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. Fafnisbani is looking to stand up but Pouko won't let him. Fafnisbani trying to control the position from guard on top but Pouko is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pouko looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Fafnisbani gets to his feet. Pouko looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! Fafnisbani fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fafnisbani wants to clinch up but Pouko keeps it at a distance. Fafnisbani is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Sigurd Fafnisbani is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Fafnisbani blocks a jab. Pouko avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pouko has a takedown stuffed. Fafnisbani lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Sigurd Fafnisbani is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Fafnisbani is looking to clinch. Fafnisbani doesn't manage to clinch there - Pouko circles away.
Pouko closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Fafnisbani to the mat! Fafnisbani manages to get full guard. Fafnisbani wants to sweep but no luck.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Pouko slips nicely into half guard. Pouko trying to pass the guard but Fafnisbani defending well. Fafnisbani is trying is best to control the position here. Pouko trying to control from half guard but Fafnisbani is working away. Pouko wants to pass the guard but Fafnisbani is defending well. Touko Pouko has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Fafnisbani is defending against the submission attempts here by Pouko.
Fafnisbani is trying to stand back up but Pouko is controlling him
And that's the end of the fight! That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Sigurd Fafnisbani. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fafnisbani, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27 Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27 Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sigurd Fafnisbani! Sigurd Fafnisbani retains his lightweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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