PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mister Happy (ranked 652 p4p, 76 weight class) and Humors Lacplesis (ranked 1584 p4p, 188 weight class). Happy comes to the ring accompanied by Tequila vs Mr Happy. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Happy
vs
Lacplesis

175 cm
28
165 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

180 cm
22
171 lbs
8 - 2 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Mister Happy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Humors Lacplesis!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Happy moves away from the strike by Lacplesis.
Jab, jab by Lacplesis - just one landing.
Happy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Q Club in the buildup to the fight.
Happy throws a sloppy head kick and Lacplesis moves out of range easily.
Happy slips a straight right by Lacplesis.

Lacplesis gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Lacplesis can't find room to land a body shot as Happy controls the action.
Lacplesis tries a body shot but Happy blocks it.
Lacplesis scores with a nice hook to the head.
Happy wants to get back to striking at distance but Lacplesis won't allow it.
Happy blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Happy breaks from the clinch.
Lacplesis has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Happy is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Lacplesis cracks Happy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lacplesis closes the distance but Happy moves to the side
and Happy counters with a nice leg kick.
Happy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Lacplesis counter with a right hand.

Lacplesis instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Happy scores with a shot to the side of Lacplesis's head.
Lacplesis throws a punch but it's blocked by Happy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lacplesis is leaning against Happy and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Happy is trying to break the clinch but Lacplesis is controlling him.
Lacplesis lands a nice uppercut.
Happy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Happy blocks an uppercut.
Happy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Lacplesis throws a punch but it's blocked by Happy.
Happy is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables Lacplesis to keep the fight standing.
Lacplesis tries to throw a body punch but Happy avoids it by throwing Lacplesis back against the ropes.
Lacplesis makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Happy prevents a body shot from Lacplesis.
Lacplesis swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lacplesis tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lacplesis misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lacplesis.
A right hand to the body from Lacplesis.
Lacplesis working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lacplesis misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lacplesis misses with a punch to the body.
Lacplesis tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lacplesis misses with a short punch on the inside.
Happy lands with a short shot to the head.
Lacplesis tries a body shot but Happy blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lacplesis misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lacplesis works on Happy's body with a couple of short punches.
Lacplesis lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lacplesis tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Happy blocks a body shot from Lacplesis.
Lacplesis lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Happy backwards.
Happy is trying to force a seperation but Lacplesis has the dominant position.
Lacplesis lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Happy.
Lacplesis blocking some punches.
Lacplesis can't find room to land a body shot as Happy controls the action.
Happy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lacplesis works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right from Lacplesis.
Lacplesis swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lacplesis can't find room to land a body shot as Happy controls the action.
Lacplesis misses with a body punch.
Lacplesis misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lacplesis throws a punch but it's blocked by Happy.
A head punch on the inside from Happy fails to land.
Lacplesis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lacplesis lands with a light punch inside.
Lacplesis gets through Happy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lacplesis lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lacplesis.
Happy tries to circle away but Lacplesis has him pinned against the ropes.
Lacplesis misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lacplesis lands an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lacplesis working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Happy is rocked!
Lacplesis scores with a nice hook to the head.
Oh Happy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot in the inside from Lacplesis.
Happy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lacplesis swings wildly with an uppercut but Happy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lacplesis swings wildly with an uppercut but Happy uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hand to the body from Lacplesis.
Happy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lacplesis cracks Happy with a nice body shot.
Lacplesis misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lacplesis.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Happy.
A head punch on the inside from Lacplesis fails to land.
Lacplesis working aggressively here.
Lacplesis misses with a punch on the inside.
Lacplesis fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lacplesis throws a head punch that misses.
Happy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Happy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lacplesis fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Happy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Lacplesis misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lacplesis lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Happy backwards.
Happy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lacplesis throws a head punch that misses.
Lacplesis swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lacplesis lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lacplesis lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Happy blocks an uppercut.
Lacplesis tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Happy.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lacplesis.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Happy is trying to pull guard but Lacplesis turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Lacplesis lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lacplesis.
A head punch on the inside from Lacplesis fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humors Lacplesis dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Lacplesis fakes the body blow, causing Happy to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Happy goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Humors Lacplesis!
Humors Lacplesis is the new lightweight champion!
Humors Lacplesis thanked the fans post fight for their support.
In defeat, Mister Happy stepped up to the mic, saying 'Boss had me wrestling sparring last night and on the weights this morning, the morning of my big fight, what a massive cock he is'.