PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mister McNasty (ranked 1696 p4p, 204 weight class) and Alfie Lazzyie (ranked 2372 p4p, 275 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Alfie Lazzyie was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

McNasty
vs
Lazzyie

177 cm
24
235 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

180 cm
24
240 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Mister McNasty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfie Lazzyie!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Hugh Johnson and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McNasty leaves Lazzyie with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
It looked like McNasty wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McNasty looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Lazzyie with a poor takedown
and McNasty counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lazzyie darts in looking for a takedown but McNasty gets double underhooks and turns Lazzyie into the cage.
Mister McNasty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alfie Lazzyie.
Lazzyie shoots and misses
and McNasty cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McNasty lands a jab to the head.
Lazzyie with a lazy takedown attempt
and McNasty counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lazzyie misses with a takedown attempt
and McNasty counters with a left to the body.
Lazzyie looks winded!
Lazzyie doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lazzyie takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McNasty connects with an inside leg kick.
Lazzyie with a lazy takedown attempt
and McNasty counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McNasty is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Lazzyie flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Lazzyie is out cold! McNasty holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mister McNasty!
Mister McNasty made sure to mention his sponsor, Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200) in his post fight interview.