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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between my Penis (ranked 4529 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brotha Gracie (ranked 3744 p4p, 447 weight class). Gracie has chosen Tupac - Last Muthafucka Breathin' as his entrance music. Brotha Gracie is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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212 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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189 cm
34
205 lbs
14 - 13 - 1 |
Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, my Penis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Brotha Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie scores with a three punch combo!
Gracie slips a straight right by Penis.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Gracie looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Gracie working Penis over with strikes.
Penis is trying to stand back up but Gracie is controlling him
Gracie working Penis over with strikes.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Gracie in particular looking to stall.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gracie has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Penis defend it? Gracie steps over the head and cranks it - Penis is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Gracie!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Brotha Gracie!
A relieved looking Brotha Gracie thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, my Penis stepped up to the mic, saying 'Bomb the caliphate, AND SERIOUSLY. What kind of gay cunt fights a 4 match pro, u cunt'.
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hype
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RATING
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