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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 709 p4p, 111 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 1397 p4p, 215 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Dick Army. Noel comes into a darkened arena with his song building. the fat boys fat boys kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Chubby Noel is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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200 lbs
41 - 24 - 1 |
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198 cm
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215 lbs
13 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
41 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Reed Andrews and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noel goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Army stuffs the takedown.
Army misses with a head kick.
Noel connects with a nice looking jab.
Noel forces Army back against the cage and clinches.
Army lands a body shot in the clinch.
Army escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Noel misses with a wild combination.
Army scores with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Noel.
Noel looks to throw the jab but Army is out of range.
Noel with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noel closes the distance and clinches.
Army breaks from the clinch.
Army tests Noel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Army scores with a nice strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noel tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Noel walks forward, straight into a front kick from Army.
Army avoids the body shot from Noel.
Noel throws a right and a left that both miss.
Army lands with a nice body kick.
Noel takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Noel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Noel on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Army. Army obviously looking to wear him down.
Noel closes the distance but Army moves to the side
and Army cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Noel throws a combination that misses
and Army counters with a solid body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Army thows a body kick. Noel tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Noel clinches up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Noel throws a nice inside leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Noel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Army throws a shot from downtown. Noel moves away and avoids it.
Army swings for the body but Noel moves out of range.
Noel uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Army.
Noel moves away from the strike by Army.
The fight stays on the outside here - Army looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Noel wants to clinch.
Army thows a body kick. Noel tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Army. No joy for Noel on that attempt.
A lazy body kick from Army
and Noel counters with a solid body kick.
Army on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Noel misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Noel on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Noel darts in and clinches Army up against the cage.
Noel fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Army breaks the clinch.
Army throws a series of punches but Noel moves out of range.
Noel lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Noel moves into range and clinches up with Army.
Army wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Noel can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Noel.
Noel with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Army can't break the clinch.
Army manages to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noel blocks the body kick.
Army rushes Noel and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Noel tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Army is trying to force a seperation but Noel has the dominant position.
Army breaks the clinch.
Army closes the distance and clinches.
Army breaks the clinch.
Noel pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Army back to the cage. Noel follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
It looks like Dick Army has been cut.
Army throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Noel tries to land a front kick but Army steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dick Army is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Noel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Army sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Army tries to break the clinch but Noel is controlling the position.
Noel tries to land a knee to the head but Army blocks with his arms.
Army manages to break the clinch.
Noel throws a body punch but Army moves out of range.
It looked like Army wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Dick Army will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Dick Army's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Army with a nice cross.
Noel tries to close the distance and clinch but Army swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Army.
Noel gets tackled into the cage by Army. Army maintains the clinch.
Army breaks the clinch.
Army scores with a shot to the body.
Army misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Noel.
Noel is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Noel throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Army counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Whack! Army lands a heavy head kick that drops Noel. The ref tackles Army to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Noel was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Dick Army!
Dick Army retains his light heavyweight title!
Dick Army seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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