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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anti Half Assed (ranked 813 p4p, 104 weight class) and Teke Bamalog (ranked 1420 p4p, 174 weight class). Bamalog has chosen Stubborn Robot Original Nuttah as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anti Half Assed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Teke Bamalog!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Chad Campbell and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Half Assed stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Half Assed fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bamalog lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Bamalog throws a right hand that misses
and Half Assed counters with a right hand to the body.
Bamalog lands a nice looking body kick.
Bamalog looks to throw the jab but Half Assed is out of range.
Half Assed is looking to chop away at Bamalog's legs.
Bamalog swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bamalog scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bamalog throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Half Assed.
Half Assed stuns Bamalog with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The crowd cheers as Bamalog lands an impressive looking overhand right. Half Assed doesn't seem phased though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Half Assed with a jab.
Bamalog moves out of range as Half Assed strikes.
Half Assed cracks Bamalog with a right hand to the side of the head.
A solid body kick from Bamalog.
Half Assed lands a nice shot that snaps Bamalog's head back.
Bamalog misses with a leg kick.
Bamalog slips a jab from Half Assed.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Half Assed keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bamalog keeps the fight on the outside.
The fighters circling - Bamalog throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bamalog's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Half Assed connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bamalog scrambles back to his feet.
Bamalog waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Half Assed.
Half Assed throws out a loose jab but Bamalog uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bamalog blocks a leg kick.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
Bamalog lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bamalog with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bamalog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Half Assed scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bamalog doesn't seem bothered though.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bamalog.
Anti Half Assed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bamalog fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Half Assed staying out of range there.
It looked like Half Assed wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
Bamalog now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
Bamalog clobbers Half Assed with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Half Assed cracks Bamalog with a good jab.
Half Assed misses with a straight left.
Bamalog misses with a head kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bamalog darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jab, jab by Bamalog - just one landing.
Half Assed throws a poor cross that misses
and Bamalog counters with a nice uppercut.
Half Assed throws a good cross that connects.
Half Assed lands a body shot.
Bamalog tried to score with a low kick but Half Assed checks it.
Half Assed slips under a jab.
A jab from Half Assed misses.
Bamalog throws out a loose jab but Half Assed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bamalog on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Half Assed cracks Bamalog with an open hand slap.
Bamalog misses with a right hand
and Half Assed counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bamalog swings for the body but Half Assed moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bamalog keeps Half Assed at a distance using the push kick.
Half Assed throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Half Assed scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bamalog doesn't seem bothered though.
Half Assed shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Half Assed misses the shot to the body.
Half Assed connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bamalog momentarily.
Bamalog avoids the body shot from Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a hook but Bamalog blocks it.
Half Assed throws a hook but Bamalog blocks it.
Bamalog flicks out a counter leg kick but Half Assed steps away.
Good exchange - Bamalog coming out on top.
Half Assed misses the shot to the body.
Bamalog staying out of range there.
Half Assed throws out a loose jab but Bamalog uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jab from Bamalog.
Half Assed misses with a looping right.
Bamalog avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
Bamalog throws a fast counter high kick but Half Assed manages to duck under it in time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bamalog slips a jab from Half Assed.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bamalog! But no joy.
Bamalog lands with a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Half Assed tries to bum rush Bamalog with a series of wild strikes but Bamalog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Half Assed misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bamalog counters with a nice kick to the body.
Bamalog dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Half Assed. That did some damage!
Half Assed finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bamalog throws a wild body kick that Half Assed sees coming a mile off.
A good leg kick by Bamalog.
Bamalog goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bamalog uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Half Assed.
Bamalog looks to throw the jab but Half Assed is out of range.
Half Assed throws a looping overhand right but Bamalog ducks down to avoid it.
Half Assed jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bamalog looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Half Assed pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Bamalog misses the target.
Bamalog scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bamalog is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Half Assed.
Half Assed on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bamalog. Bamalog obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Teke Bamalog will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Bamalog takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bamalog scores with a sloppy right hand. Half Assed should have avoided that one.
Bamalog looks to throw the jab but Half Assed is out of range.
A jab from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Half Assed takes a jab right on the kisser.
Half Assed moves out of range of the strikes.
Half Assed moves out of range of the body kick.
Bamalog avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Half Assed throws an overhand right that lands on Bamalog's shoulder, as Bamalog tries to avoid the shot.
Bamalog throws a right hand that misses
and Half Assed counters with a thumping low kick.
Half Assed swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bamalog looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bamalog moves away from the strike by Half Assed.
Bamalog pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bamalog throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Half Assed to counter with a crisp jab.
Half Assed will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Half Assed fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bamalog on the side of the head.
That kick from Bamalog tenderised Half Assed's leg. Half Assed is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bamalog has Half Assed up against the cage in a clinch.
Bamalog taking a breather.
Bamalog misses with a body punch.
Half Assed tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Bamalog misses with a body punch.
Bamalog lands with a left to the head.
Bamalog goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bamalog lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Half Assed working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Half Assed.
Bamalog misses with a hook to the ribs.
Half Assed misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bamalog lands an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Bamalog.
Half Assed tries to circle away but Bamalog has him pinned against the cage.
Half Assed misses with a hook to the ribs.
Half Assed manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Bamalog stands and steps away. Half Assed gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed misses with an uppercut. Bamalog saw that one coming.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bamalog lands with a good body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Half Assed misses.
Bamalog loads up on a big right hand but Half Assed slips the punch.
Bamalog does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bamalog tests Half Assed's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bamalog.
Half Assed throws a nice inside leg kick.
Half Assed scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Half Assed defending well as Bamalog loads up on a big left hand.
Half Assed slips under a jab.
Half Assed tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bamalog throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Half Assed ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bamalog moves away.
Bamalog appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bamalog swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Half Assed.
Half Assed connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bamalog looks for the body kick but Half Assed saw that one coming.
Bamalog connects with a leg kick. Half Assed looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bamalog checks the leg kick nicely there.
Half Assed throws a leg kick that misses.
Bamalog scores with a jab. Half Assed acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Half Assed connects with a single shot there.
Half Assed fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Half Assed throws a body punch but Bamalog moves out of range.
Bamalog lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Half Assed takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bamalog scores with a jab to the head.
Bamalog buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bamalog throws a shot from downtown. Half Assed moves away and avoids it.
Half Assed looks to throw the jab but Bamalog is out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Half Assed tries to clinch up.
Teke Bamalog seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Half Assed looks to throw the jab but Bamalog is out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed lands with an overhand left.
Bamalog lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Half Assed checks a low kick from Bamalog.
Half Assed is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Half Assed cracks the inside of Bamalog's front leg.
Half Assed swings widly with a right hand
enabling Bamalog to counter with a crisp jab.
Bamalog ducks under a wild hook from Half Assed.
Half Assed moves out of range of the body kick from Bamalog.
A jab from Bamalog misses.
Half Assed throwing a counter right hand but Bamalog manages to avoid it.
Donk. Half Assed catches Bamalog right on the button with a cross.
Bamalog looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bamalog uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Half Assed.
Bamalog connects with a body shot.
Half Assed misses with a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Half Assed takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Bamalog throws a half hearted mid kick.
Half Assed throws a hook to the side of Bamalog's head but Bamalog sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Half Assed tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bamalog paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Teke Bamalog showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Bamalog throws a sloppy head kick and Half Assed moves out of range easily.
Half Assed lands a nice shot to the body.
Half Assed listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bamalog misses the shot to the body.
Half Assed throws the left hand but Bamalog avoids the punch easily.
A big right from Bamalog misses.
Half Assed moves out of range as Bamalog throws a body kick.
Bamalog ducks under a wild hook from Half Assed.
Bamalog throws out a counter right but Half Assed avoids it with no problem.
Nice defenses there by Bamalog.
The fight stays on the outside here - Half Assed looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bamalog looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A swing and a miss from Bamalog.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Half Assed misses with an uppercut.
Bamalog scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Half Assed ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Half Assed uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bamalog.
Half Assed defending well as Bamalog loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed throws a jab when Bamalog was well out of range.
Bamalog throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The fighters circling - Half Assed throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Half Assed throws a lazy right hand but Bamalog sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bamalog thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bamalog keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bamalog flicks out a counter leg kick but Half Assed steps away.
Bamalog throws the left hand but Half Assed avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Half Assed wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Half Assed throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Half Assed tries to clinch up.
Half Assed throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slow jab from Half Assed misses its intended target.
Half Assed tries to move into range but Bamalog moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bamalog throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Half Assed looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Half Assed drops his hands momentarily and Bamalog takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bamalog throws a leg kick but Half Assed sees it coming and moves out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bamalog.
Anti Half Assed has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Bamalog.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bamalog.
Half Assed moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bamalog ducks under a wild hook from Half Assed.
Bamalog shapes to counter with a head kick.
Bamalog drops his hands momentarily and Half Assed takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Half Assed sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bamalog slips a straight right by Half Assed.
Bamalog feints a counter leg kick.
Half Assed swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nice jab there from Bamalog.
Bamalog cracks Half Assed with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bamalog doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bamalog lands a glancing blow to the side of Half Assed's head.
Half Assed moves out of range as Bamalog throws a body kick.
Bamalog checks a leg kick.
Half Assed chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bamalog can pounce on him.
Bamalog lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bamalog feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Half Assed's calf.
Half Assed moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
It looks like Teke Bamalog has been cut.
Half Assed throws a jab when Bamalog was well out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Bamalog misses.
Jab, jab by Bamalog - just one landing.
Half Assed looks to score with a jab to the body but Bamalog is just out of range.
Bamalog moves out of range as Half Assed strikes.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bamalog.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bamalog.
Bamalog works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bamalog throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bamalog tries to move into range but Half Assed moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Half Assed throws out a loose jab but Bamalog uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bamalog connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bamalog scores with a decent looking hook.
Bamalog connects with a body shot that sends Half Assed's belly button to the back.
Half Assed is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bamalog scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed just misses with a punch to the body.
Bamalog throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Half Assed throws a hook to the side of Bamalog's head but Bamalog sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bamalog circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bamalog takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Half Assed misses with a looping left.
Half Assed misses with a looping right.
Nice body kick from Half Assed.
Half Assed fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bamalog is out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bamalog.
Half Assed misses with a lunging right hand
and Bamalog connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bamalog keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bamalog is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice body punch from Bamalog.
Teke Bamalog is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Bamalog scores with a nice body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Teke Bamalog comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bamalog winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 28:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Teke Bamalog!
Teke Bamalog thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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