PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Professor Xe (ranked 1798 p4p, 220 weight class) and Don King (ranked 4578 p4p, 424 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Xe
vs
King

190 cm
20
265 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
225 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Professor Xe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Don King!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Roberts and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King misses with a jab, cross combination.
Xe drops down looking for a counter takedown but King sprawls and moves away.
King throws a right hand that Xe ducks under and follows up with a left that Xe also avoids with ease.
We've been hearing reports that Xe has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
King misses with a wild body shot.
King scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
King throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Xe sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Xe misses its target.
A low kick from King is predictable there

and Xe counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Xe controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Xe scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xe working some strikes from top position.
Xe is in close to King's body, working some short punches and elbows.
King wants to stand up but Xe is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Xe pushing down on King's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Xe is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Xe working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Xe lands with a punch from half guard.
Xe not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Xe thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Xe frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Xe unloading with bombs!

It looks like Don King has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Xe drops a big elbow. That's hurt King! More shots from Xe and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Professor Xe!
A relieved looking Professor Xe thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.