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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aapeli Vipunen (ranked 411 p4p, 22 weight class) and Closet Case Conservative (ranked 279 p4p, 19 weight class). Vipunen comes to the cage accompanied by Solonen ft. Kosola - LÄSKI!. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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300 lbs
15 - 2 - 0 |
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263 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Aapeli Vipunen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Closet Case Conservative!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vipunen throws a hook but Conservative avoids it easily.
Conservative looks to score with a jab to the body but Vipunen is just out of range.
Vipunen misses with a straight left.
Vipunen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vipunen looks to score with a jab to the body but Conservative is just out of range.
Vipunen loads up on a big right hand but Conservative slips the punch.
Conservative has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Conservative throws out a powerful jab.
Vipunen ducks under a wild hook from Conservative.
Vipunen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
Vipunen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from Vipunen.
Vipunen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Conservative.
Vipunen misses with a head kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Conservative.
Vipunen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Conservative misses with an uppercut. Vipunen saw that one coming.
Vipunen thows a leg kick but Conservative checks it
and Conservative counters with a nice uppercut.
Conservative throws a lazy uppercut
and Vipunen counters with a slapping leg kick.
A slow jab from Vipunen misses its intended target.
Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Vipunen moves away and avoids it.
Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Vipunen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Conservative lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Conservative throws a one two combo.
A nice inside leg kick there by Vipunen. That's going to slow Conservative down.
Conservative throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Vipunen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Conservative scores with a jab to the body.
Vipunen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Conservative has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Conservative gets tackled into the cage by Vipunen. Vipunen maintains the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Conservative creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Conservative lands a shot to the body.
Vipunen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Conservative prevents a body shot from Vipunen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vipunen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vipunen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Vipunen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Conservative fails to land.
Conservative has a couple of punches blocked by Vipunen.
Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch.
Vipunen lands with a short shot to the head.
Conservative escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Vipunen swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Vipunen misses.
Vipunen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Conservative sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Conservative fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Vipunen is out of range.
Conservative shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Vipunen eats them both and turns towards Conservative to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Conservative lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Vipunen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Conservative finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Vipunen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Conservative misses the shot to the body.
Vipunen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Vipunen throws a lazy right hand but Conservative sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Vipunen lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Conservative throws a jab but it's blocked by Vipunen.
Conservative throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Vipunen.
Conservative throws a hook but Vipunen avoids it easily.
Vipunen misses with a straight left.
Nice defenses there by Conservative.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Conservative finds it's way through Vipunen's defenses.
Vipunen throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice defenses there by Conservative.
Conservative thows a left - swing and a miss!
Conservative scores with a jab to the body.
Conservative bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Vipunen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Conservative.
Conservative throws out a loose jab but Vipunen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Conservative keeps the fight on the outside.
Conservative staying out of range there.
Vipunen smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A bone on bone clash there as Conservative blocks the leg kick.
Vipunen swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Conservative to counter with a crisp jab.
Vipunen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Conservative lands with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Conservative scores with a decent looking hook.
Vipunen blocks the body kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Vipunen throws a lazy body kick
and Conservative counters with a right hand to the body.
Conservative throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Vipunen.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Conservative dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vipunen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
Conservative swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Vipunen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A good leg kick by Conservative.
Conservative slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Vipunen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Conservative.
Conservative connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Conservative misses with an uppercut.
Vipunen misses with a looping left.
Vipunen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Conservative swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Vipunen checks the leg kick.
A big left from Vipunen misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Conservative swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Good standup being displayed there by Vipunen as he connects with a hook.
Vipunen misses with a low kick.
Vipunen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Vipunen takes one on the button.
Conservative connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice defenses there by Vipunen.
Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Conservative moves out of range as Vipunen throws a body kick.
Closet Case Conservative seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Vipunen cracks a nice hook into Conservative's ribs.
Conservative scores with a punch to the head.
Vipunen slips under a jab from Conservative.
Conservative lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Vipunen circles away quickly and effectively.
Conservative lands a leg kick that knocks Vipunen off balance momentarily.
Conservative takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A big left from Conservative misses.
Vipunen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Vipunen misses with a punch to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Vipunen.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Conservative working aggressively here.
Conservative wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vipunen has him pressed against the cage.
Vipunen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vipunen breaks from the clinch.
Vipunen scores with a jab. Conservative acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Conservative throws a jab when Vipunen was well out of range.
Conservative missing with a left hand there. Vipunen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vipunen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Conservative manages to avoid it.
Vipunen moves out of range of the strikes.
Vipunen dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Conservative. That did some damage!
Vipunen is looking to clinch.
Conservative misses with an uppercut.
Conservative misses with a hook. Vipunen ducked under it nicely.
Conservative displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vipunen throws out the jab.
Vipunen tries to bum rush Conservative with a series of wild strikes but Conservative uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Vipunen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Conservative counters with an outside leg kick.
Vipunen cracks Conservative with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Conservative looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Conservative moves out of range of the strikes.
Vipunen is looking to clinch but Conservative is avoiding it.
The crowd cheers as Vipunen lands an impressive looking overhand right. Conservative doesn't seem phased though.
Conservative throws a hook but Vipunen avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conservative takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Conservative connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vipunen. Vipunen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Conservative throws a leg kick but Vipunen checks it.
Vipunen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Conservative manages to avoid it.
Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Vipunen moves away and avoids it.
Conservative ducks right into an uppercut from Vipunen.
Conservative throws a body punch but Vipunen moves out of range.
Conservative takes a swing at Vipunen's ribcage but misses.
Conservative throws a shot to the body.
Conservative swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vipunen scores with a body shot.
Conservative circles away from the clinch attempt.
Vipunen defending well as Conservative loads up on a big left hand.
Conservative misses with a head kick.
Conservative is looking to chop away at Vipunen's legs.
Conservative dodges the punch combination from Vipunen.
The fight stays on the outside here - Vipunen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conservative throws a push kick but Vipunen slaps the foot to one side.
Vipunen misses the shot to the body.
Conservative misses with a looping left.
Conservative tries to bum rush Vipunen with a series of wild strikes but Vipunen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Conservative feints a jab promting Vipunen to slip. Conservative then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Vipunen slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Conservative uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vipunen.
Vipunen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Conservative.
Some wild striking there from Vipunen.
Conservative throws out a counter right but Vipunen avoids it with no problem.
Good exchange - Conservative coming out on top.
Conservative scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Vipunen pushes Conservative up against the cage in a clinch.
Conservative lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Conservative throws a punch but it's blocked by Vipunen.
Conservative blocks a body shot from Vipunen.
Vipunen blocks a body shot from Conservative.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vipunen misses with a punch to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Conservative.
Conservative blocking some punches.
Vipunen misses with a body punch.
Vipunen is trying to force a seperation but Conservative has the dominant position.
Conservative lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Vipunen.
Conservative scores with a shot to the side of Vipunen's head.
A short body shot lands from Conservative as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Conservative lands with a light punch inside.
A right hand to the body from Conservative.
Conservative lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
I was talking to Vipunen's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A short right from Conservative on the inside.
Conservative tries a body shot but Vipunen blocks it.
A nice left hand lands by Conservative.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short uppercut from Conservative.
A short right from Conservative on the inside.
Vipunen misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Conservative.
Conservative's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Conservative lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Vipunen closes the distance and pushes Conservative back into the cage.
Conservative breaks the clinch.
Conservative rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Vipunen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Conservative throws a hook to the side of Vipunen's head but Vipunen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Vipunen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Vipunen wants to clinch up but Conservative keeps it at a distance.
Vipunen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Conservative has time to react.
Vipunen throws a low kick, looking for Conservative's leg but Conservative calmly moves out of range.
Vipunen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Conservative only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Vipunen blocks a jab.
Nice defenses there by Vipunen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vipunen cracks Conservative with an open hand slap.
Conservative cracks a nice hook into Vipunen's ribs.
Vipunen needs to keep his hands up - Conservative had a free shot at his head there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Conservative throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vipunen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Conservative scores with a shot to the body.
Conservative throws a hook but Vipunen blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Conservative lands a nice looking body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Conservative.
Conservative lands a nice hook to Vipunen's body. Vipunen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Conservative. Vipunen does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters circling - Conservative throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It looked like Vipunen wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Conservative changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Conservative scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Vipunen takes one to the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Conservative.
Vipunen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Vipunen is rocked!
Conservative walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Vipunen drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Conservative swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Vipunen's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative!
An out of breath Closet Case Conservative thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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