PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dunning Kruger (ranked 7525 p4p, 610 weight class) and Blitz Wolfman (ranked 4789 p4p, 510 weight class). Dunning Kruger is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kruger
vs
Wolfman

190 cm
28
212 lbs
10 - 13 - 0

193 cm
24
220 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dunning Kruger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blitz Wolfman!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolfman connects with a looping right hand.

It looks like Dunning Kruger has been cut.
Kruger tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wolfman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
An inside leg kick lands from Wolfman.
Wolfman loads up on a big right hand but Kruger slips the punch.
Kruger was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kruger seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Wolfman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kruger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wolfman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kruger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wolfman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kruger throws out the jab.
Wolfman moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wolfman catches Kruger with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kruger throws a series of punches but Wolfman avoids them all with ease.
Kruger needs to keep his hands up - Wolfman had a free shot at his head there.
Wolfman feints and then cracks Kruger's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kruger down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wolfman throws a poor cross that misses
and Kruger counters with a stiff right hand.
Wolfman misses with a head kick.
Wolfman lands a glancing blow to the side of Kruger's head.
Kruger on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wolfman. Wolfman obviously looking to wear him down.
Kruger closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wolfman throws the left hand but Kruger avoids the punch easily.
Kruger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wolfman moves away.
Kruger keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wolfman.
Wolfman has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kruger moves out of range of the strikes.
Blitz Wolfman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Wolfman tries to keep at a distance but Kruger has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kruger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kruger lands a body shot.
Kruger looking to stall.
Wolfman throws an elbow but it misses.
Wolfman misses with some punches.
Kruger blocks the elbow strike.
Kruger trying to stall but Wolfman improves his position.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Wolfman throws an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Wolfman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kruger's brow.
Wolfman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kruger blocking some punches.
Wolfman lands an elbow just above Kruger 's eye.
Kruger looking to slow down the pace here.
Wolfman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kruger backwards.
Wolfman lands an elbow inside that Kruger shrugs off.

Dunning Kruger's cut is getting worse.
Kruger blocks an uppercut.
Kruger takes a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kruger misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short body shot lands from Wolfman as the two fighters clinch.
Wolfman presses Kruger against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wolfman lands an elbow just above Kruger 's eye.
Kruger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wolfman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kruger misses with a body punch.
Kruger takes an elbow to the forehead.

Dunning Kruger's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Wolfman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kruger misses with a punch to the body.
Wolfman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kruger takes an elbow to the temple.
Wolfman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wolfman.

Jeez, Dunning Kruger's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dunning Kruger's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Blitz Wolfman!