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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doug Glatt (ranked 3307 p4p, 327 weight class) and Pina Colada Hoi (ranked 2858 p4p, 298 weight class). Glatt kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Killed by death. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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194 cm
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261 lbs
11 - 7 - 1 |
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205 cm
27
265 lbs
9 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Doug Glatt! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pina Colada Hoi! The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hoi is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Good work by Hoi as he checks the leg kick. Glatt lands with an uppercut that bounces Hoi off the ropes and back into range. Glatt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Glatt takes a swing at Hoi's ribcage but misses. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hoi. Glatt lands with a shot to the body. Hoi moves away from the strike by Glatt. Hoi lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Hoi throws a series of punches but Glatt moves out of range. Glatt feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hoi's calf. Hoi throws a right and a left that Glatt avoids nicely. Glatt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hoi moves away. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Glatt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hoi's sensitive parts. Glatt slips a jab and a cross from Hoi.
Glatt dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Glatt moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hoi looks winded! Hoi has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hoi there as he acknowledges the shot. Hoi tries a head kick but it misses.
Hoi walks forward, straight into a front kick from Glatt.
That's one minute gone in the round. Glatt misses with a two punch combination.
Glatt with a jab. Glatt drops Hoi with a beautiful combination! Hoi stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Glatt is looking for the KO!
Hoi is rocked! Glatt lands a glancing blow to the side of Hoi's head. Hoi is still on wobbly legs! Can Glatt finish him? Glatt lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Hoi falls backwards - clearly groggy! Glatt dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Glatt! As Doug Glatt got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I'm the RHINO I come every fight to please the JUST BLEED GODS!!! Win lose or draw my fights are action non stop.Who wants to BANG WITH THE RHINO?'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
100% |
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