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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ernie Tertelgte (ranked 911 p4p, 104 weight class) and Cobweb Cooter (ranked 908 p4p, 103 weight class). Cooter has chosen Porch Honky as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Cobweb Cooter was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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157 lbs
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158 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ernie Tertelgte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cobweb Cooter!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tertelgte cracks Cooter with an open hand slap.
Cooter misses with a two punch combination.
Cobweb Cooter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tertelgte has closed the distance and engaged Cooter in a clinch.
Tertelgte throws a punch but it's blocked by Cooter.
A nice left hand lands by Cooter.
Cooter tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tertelgte swings wildly with an uppercut but Cooter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tertelgte misses with some punches.
Cooter leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cooter wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
I was talking to Tertelgte's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Tertelgte misses with some punches.
Tertelgte misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tertelgte misses with a punch on the inside.
Cooter looking for a takedown.
Tertelgte tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tertelgte misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cooter tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from Tertelgte on the inside.
Cooter tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooter swings wildly with an uppercut but Tertelgte uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tertelgte tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tertelgte misses with a punch on the inside.
Cooter misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cooter pulls Tertelgte into guard.
Cooter has a closed guard, preventing Tertelgte from standing up.
Cooter wants to stand up but Tertelgte is controlling him.
Tertelgte gets to his feet - Cooter follows without any prompting.
Tertelgte scores with a jab.
It looks like Cobweb Cooter has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooter tries to close the distance and clinch but Tertelgte swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tertelgte on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Cooter rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tertelgte counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cooter ducks under a wild hook from Tertelgte.
Tertelgte gets tackled into the cage by Cooter. Cooter maintains the clinch.
Cooter blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tertelgte swings wildly with an uppercut but Cooter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cooter misses with a punch to the body.
Cooter blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cooter.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cooter lands a left hand.
Tertelgte scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nice body punch from Cooter - that landed with a thud.
Cooter struggles to land a body shot inside as Tertelgte controls his hands.
Cooter struggles to land a body shot inside as Tertelgte controls his hands.
Cooter tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cooter struggles to land a body shot inside as Tertelgte controls his hands.
Tertelgte throws a punch but it's blocked by Cooter.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooter breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tertelgte is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cooter.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tertelgte.
Tertelgte throws a hook but Cooter avoids it easily.
Tertelgte thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tertelgte darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Tertelgte tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tertelgte misses with a straight left.
Cooter throws an off balance right hand
and Tertelgte counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tertelgte scores with a decent looking hook.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Tertelgte, as that shot connected.
Tertelgte is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Good standup being displayed there by Cooter as he connects with a hook.
Cooter shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Cooter showed some decent athleticism there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cooter stalling away here and it's allowed Tertelgte to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tertelgte keeping moving, preventing Cooter from controlling successfully.
Cooter looking to sit in guard and control but Tertelgte gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Tertelgte stopping the sweep attempt from Cooter.
Tertelgte wants to stand but Cooter is controlling his posture from full guard.
Cooter has his hands on Tertelgte's head, controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ernie Tertelgte dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cobweb Cooter's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Cooter shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tertelgte as he jumps to the side.
Tertelgte throws a poor cross that misses
and Cooter counters with a nice body shot.
Cooter slips a jab from Tertelgte.
Cooter misses with a shot to the body
and Tertelgte counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cooter thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tertelgte scores with a nice strike.
Tertelgte scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cooter misses the shot to the body.
Tertelgte waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cooter.
Cooter scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Cooter ducks under a wild hook from Tertelgte.
Cooter takes a swing at Tertelgte's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Tertelgte wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tertelgte throws a low kick but Cooter moves out of range easily.
Cooter shoots in for a takedown but Tertelgte shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cooter throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cooter changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Tertelgte looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooter is looking to take a break and control but Tertelgte is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cooter working the body and head with strikes.
Tertelgte parries the strikes from Cooter easily there. Cooter is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Tertelgte to escape.
Tertelgte is not content to let Cooter control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cooter wants to take a breather but Tertelgte manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Cooter.
Tertelgte looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Cooter trying to control but Tertelgte is working from the bottom.
Cooter looking to sit in guard and control but Tertelgte gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Tertelgte wants to get up but he can't break Cooter's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tertelgte gets to his feet - Cooter follows without any prompting.
Tertelgte walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tertelgte misses with a straight left.
Cobweb Cooter is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tertelgte throws a looping overhand right but Cooter ducks down to avoid it.
Ernie Tertelgte is winning the standup battle so far.
Cooter lands a nice shot that snaps Tertelgte's head back.
Cooter throws a hook but Tertelgte avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Tertelgte throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cooter lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Tertelgte will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Ernie Tertelgte is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cooter just misses with a punch to the body.
Tertelgte misses with a left hand
letting Cooter counter with a right hand.
Sloppy strikes from Cooter. Those never looked like landing.
Cooter misses with an uppercut. Tertelgte saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Tertelgte misses the target.
The fighters circling - Tertelgte throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tertelgte misses with an uppercut. Cooter saw that one coming.
Tertelgte avoids the body shot from Cooter.
Tertelgte lands a nice shot that snaps Cooter's head back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cooter ducks under a wild hook from Tertelgte.
Tertelgte takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Tertelgte slips under a jab.
Tertelgte misses with a right hand
and Cooter counters with a nice uppercut.
A big right from Tertelgte misses.
Tertelgte takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cooter misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ernie Tertelgte has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cobweb Cooter.
Cooter stuns Tertelgte with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cooter misses with a combination
and Tertelgte counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Cobweb Cooter will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Cobweb Cooter's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Tertelgte scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cooter throws a sloppy body shot
and Tertelgte counters with a stiff right hand.
Tertelgte throws a lazy uppercut
and Cooter counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A punch combination from Cooter misses.
Tertelgte displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Cooter will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cooter throws a body punch but Tertelgte moves out of range.
Cooter with a poor takedown
and Tertelgte counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tertelgte throws a hook to the side of Cooter's head but Cooter sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cooter ducks right into an uppercut from Tertelgte.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cooter lands with a straight right. Tertelgte didn't see that one coming.
Cooter throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Tertelgte was covering up waiting for the punch and Cooter finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Tertelgte manages to escape and get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooter slips a jab from Tertelgte.
Tertelgte lands with an uppercut that bounces Cooter off the cage and back into range.
Tertelgte throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cooter looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A jab from Tertelgte does it's job there.
Tertelgte works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cooter is rocked!
A punch lands to the side of Cooter 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Cooter is still on wobbly legs! Can Tertelgte finish him?
Cooter gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Tertelgte counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ernie Tertelgte!
A very excited looking Ernie Tertelgte made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Cobweb Cooter had this to say: 'Im feeling lower than a doodle bug right about now.'.
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hype
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