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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 1143 p4p, 142 weight class) and Harold Shipman (ranked 1315 p4p, 160 weight class). The Human comes into the arena with Adventure Time blaring out of the sound system. Shipman is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I'll beat yo ass.. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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160 lbs
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167 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Harold Shipman!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shipman throws a leg kick but The Human moved away.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Human is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The Human lands a nice hook to Shipman's body. Shipman takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Shipman closes the distance and clinches.
Shipman misses with a punch to the body.
The Human tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Human can't find room to land a body shot as Shipman controls the action.
Shipman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shipman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Shipman wants to break the clinch but can't.
Shipman looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Shipman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Human's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good body shot from The Human.
The Human misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Human.
The Human doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hook to the body lands for Shipman.
The Human goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Human tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shipman is working for takedown but The Human is calmly controlling the position for now.
Shipman lands a takedown into guard.
The Human has his hands on Shipman's head, controlling the position.
The Human keeping moving, preventing Shipman from controlling successfully.
Shipman looking to pass the guard.
The Human controlling the position.
Shipman is in close to The Human's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The Human seems keen to control Shipman's posture.
Shipman is stalling in the full guard.
The Human is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shipman controlling from the top position.
The Human is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The Human is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The Human is adopting a defensive guard.
Shipman wants to control from the top but The Human keeps moving.
The Human is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Shipman finds it's way round the side to connect with The Human's head.
Finn The Human is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The Human misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shipman swings wildly with an uppercut but The Human uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Human.
The Human prevents a body shot from Shipman.
The Human goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Human tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Human goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Human throws a punch but it's blocked by Shipman.
The Human can't find room to land a body shot as Shipman controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by The Human.
The Human misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shipman breaks the clinch.
The Human gets tackled into the cage by Shipman. Shipman maintains the clinch.
The Human throws a punch but it's blocked by Shipman.
Shipman blocking some punches.
Shipman has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The Human is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Shipman has picked The Human up - he's going for a ride! Shipman dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shipman prevents The Human from improving his position.
Shipman with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Let's hope that Shipman has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The Human moves into full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shipman lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The Human looking to hit a scissor sweep but Shipman is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Harold Shipman will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Shipman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Human.
We've been told by The Human's head coaches at Razor Sharp Training Systems that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Shipman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Human pinned against the cage. The Human gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The Human throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Shipman catches The Human with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The Human swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shipman unleashes a big counter combination but The Human bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
The Human just misses with a punch to the body.
Shipman throws a counter combo.
The Human gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shipman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Human misses with a hook
and Shipman counters with a stiff right hand.
The Human fails in his attempt to clinch.
Shipman clinches with his opponent.
Shipman prevents a body shot from The Human.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human prevents Shipman from breaking the clinch.
The Human misses with some punches.
Shipman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for The Human.
The Human blocking some punches.
The Human misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Human digs a right hand into Shipman's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shipman's gas tank.
The Human misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Human tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Human tries a body shot but Shipman blocks it.
Still in the clinch, The Human scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shipman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Human throws a good cross that connects.
Shipman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Human to score with a decent uppercut.
It looks like Harold Shipman has been cut.
The Human swings widly with a right hand
and Shipman counters with a nice body kick.
The Human lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shipman throws a shot from downtown. The Human moves away and avoids it.
Shipman scores with a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Human connects with a nice looking jab.
Shipman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Human. The Human obviously looking to wear him down.
Shipman jabs The Human right on the nose. The Human blinks but takes it well.
Nice sprawl there from The Human as Shipman shoots in.
Shipman rushes The Human and presses him up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from The Human fails to land.
The Human swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shipman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Human backwards.
The Human struggles to land a body shot inside as Shipman controls his hands.
The Human doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Finn The Human has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Shipman prevents a body shot from The Human.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Human misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shipman prevents a body shot from The Human.
Shipman lands with a right to the head.
The Human gets underhooks to prevent Shipman's takedown attempt.
Finn The Human has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harold Shipman.
The Human misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Human softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Shipman blocking some punches.
The Human misses with a body punch.
Shipman prevents a body shot from The Human.
The Human tries a body shot but Shipman blocks it.
The Human tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Shipman is looking for a takedown up against the cage. The Human gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Shipman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shipman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shipman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shipman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Shipman throws a punch but it's blocked by The Human.
The Human's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The Human misses with some punches.
The Human misses with a punch on the inside.
Shipman can't find room to land a body shot as The Human controls the action.
Shipman prevents a body shot from The Human.
The Human fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Human tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from The Human.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shipman.
Shipman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shipman works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch on the inside from The Human fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Human.
The Human is leaning against Shipman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Finn The Human dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Harold Shipman's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
The Human connects with an inside leg kick.
The Human moves out of range as Shipman strikes.
Shipman moves into range and clinches up with The Human.
The Human tries to throw a body punch but Shipman avoids it by throwing The Human back against the cage.
The Human swings wildly with an uppercut but Shipman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shipman blocks an uppercut.
The Human can't find room to land a body shot as Shipman controls the action.
The Human misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Human lands a left hand that snaps the head of Shipman backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shipman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Shipman misses with an uppercut.
The Human tries a low kick but Shipman avoids it.
Shipman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Human, pushing him back against the cage.
Shipman blocks a body shot from The Human.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human throws a head punch that misses.
The Human lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shipman backwards.
The Human softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Human goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for The Human.
The Human blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Human tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shipman's elbow.
Shipman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Shipman tries to circle away but The Human has him pinned against the cage.
Shipman blocks a body shot from The Human.
The Human lands with a light punch inside.
The Human throws a head punch that misses.
The Human scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Human gets through Shipman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Shipman is rocked!
The Human lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shipman is still on wobbly legs! Can The Human finish him?
A hook to the body from The Human.
The Human scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from The Human.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Human scores with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human dips a shoulder and cracks Shipman with a mighty uppercut! Shipman falls back against the cage and The Human unloads with a barrage of strikes! Shipman is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - The Human screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Finn The Human!
Finn The Human is the new lightweight champion!
Finn The Human was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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