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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biff Raper (ranked 302 p4p, 43 weight class) and Luke Mad Onion (ranked 986 p4p, 142 weight class). Raper comes to the cage accompanied by Torso fuck - Raped by Elephants. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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255 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
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275 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
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BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Biff Raper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Ivan Kurochkin and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Raper blocks a head kick by Mad Onion.
Mad Onion misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mad Onion throws a half hearted mid kick.
Raper cracks the inside of Mad Onion's front leg.
Mad Onion misses with a head kick.
Raper throws a hook but Mad Onion avoids it easily.
Mad Onion throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Raper appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Mad Onion misses with a body kick.
Mad Onion throws a body kick that misses.
Mad Onion misses with a kick to the body.
Raper wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Mad Onion with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Raper to score with a decent uppercut.
It looks like Luke Mad Onion has been cut.
Mad Onion avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've been told by Raper's head coaches at Chris Leben KO Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Luke Mad Onion seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mad Onion pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Raper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Mad Onion doesn't seem bothered though.
Mad Onion throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Raper is looking to counter the offense by Mad Onion and move into the clinch.
Mad Onion tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Raper appears to be looking for a big counter.
Mad Onion has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Mad Onion takes one on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Raper moves out of range as Mad Onion throws a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mad Onion's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Raper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mad Onion scrambles back to his feet.
Mad Onion pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Raper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mad Onion looks winded!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Raper! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Biff Raper!
Biff Raper retains his heavyweight title!
Biff Raper decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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