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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Comeon Hitme (ranked 3723 p4p, 76 weight class) and Ignatius Thistlewhite (ranked 4200 p4p, 93 weight class). Hitme comes into the arena with Face Fisted - Dethklok blaring out of the sound system. Ignatius Thistlewhite is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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215 lbs
12 - 14 - 0 |
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25
152 lbs
10 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Comeon Hitme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ignatius Thistlewhite!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitme fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hitme tries to clinch but Thistlewhite is having none of it.
Hitme fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Thistlewhite to the ground. Hitme is now in Thistlewhite's guard.
Thistlewhite utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Thistlewhite throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Hitme lands a couple of elbows.
Thistlewhite looking for a guillotine here but Hitme defends easily.
Thistlewhite escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hitme gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hitme cracks Thistlewhite with a solid left hand.
Thistlewhite is rocked!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hitme's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Thistlewhite is still in real trouble! Can Hitme finish him?
Hitme postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Thistlewhite covers up, he's hurt! Hitme keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Hitme and the ref steps in to end the fight! Hitme can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Comeon Hitme!
Comeon Hitme very nearly forgot to thank RESISTANCE amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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