PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boomerang Farts (ranked 1279 p4p, 161 weight class) and Pauke Murhapuro (ranked 3054 p4p, 298 weight class). Pauke Murhapuro has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Farts
vs
Murhapuro

194 cm
20
277 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

192 cm
19
235 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Groove Gear
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boomerang Farts!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pauke Murhapuro!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murhapuro misses the shot to the body.
Murhapuro tries to clinch there but Farts circles away.
As Murhapuro tries to get set, Farts tries to push him back and clinch up but Murhapuro manages to avoid the attempt.

Murhapuro clinches up against the cage.
Murhapuro tries a body shot but Farts blocks it.
Murhapuro lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Farts prevents the takedown attempt.
Murhapuro tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A shot in the inside from Murhapuro.
Murhapuro misses with a punch on the inside.
Farts struggles to land a body shot inside as Murhapuro controls his hands.
Farts lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Murhapuro misses with some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farts makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Farts gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Murhapuro.
A nice right hand lands inside from Farts.
Farts can't find room to land a body shot as Murhapuro controls the action.
Farts lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Still in the clinch, Farts scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farts scores with a shot to the side of Murhapuro's head.
A right hand to the body from Farts.
Murhapuro lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Farts backwards.
Farts is pressed up against the cage. Murhapuro has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Farts down to the mat. Farts avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Boomerang Farts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pauke Murhapuro.
Farts blocks a jab.
A little feinted left hand from Farts on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Murhapuro lands a head shot.
Murhapuro thows a left - swing and a miss!
Farts is looking for a counter combo.
Murhapuro misses with a hook to the body
and Farts counters with a straight right hand.
Murhapuro throws a predictable looking body shot
and Farts counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Murhapuro darts in trying to clinch
and Farts counters with a nice body shot.
Murhapuro looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farts avoids the body shot from Murhapuro.
Murhapuro loads up on a big right hand but Farts slips the punch.
Farts wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Farts takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Murhapuro shoots in for a takedown but Farts shows good takedown defense.
Murhapuro shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Farts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Murhapuro swings for the body but Farts moves out of range.
Murhapuro misses with a few strikes there.
Murhapuro lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Farts at a distance.
Murhapuro looks to score with a jab to the body but Farts is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murhapuro throws a combination that misses
and Farts counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Murhapuro looks to land a left hand but Farts moved out of range nicely.

Murhapuro moves into range and clinches up with Farts.
Farts scores with a shoulder strike.
Farts working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Murhapuro goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Farts tries to throw a body punch but Murhapuro avoids it by throwing Farts back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Farts.
Farts working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right from Farts.
Farts lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Murhapuro backwards.
Farts lands a body shot in the clinch.
Farts scores with a hook to the body.
Murhapuro has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Farts seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Murhapuro can turn it around.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Farts lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Farts drops Murhapuro onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Murhapuro is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Murhapuro is rocked!

Farts drops Murhapuro onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Murhapuro is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Murhapuro is still on wobbly legs! Can Farts finish him?
A left hand lands to the body for Farts.
Farts lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Farts dips a shoulder and cracks Murhapuro with a mighty uppercut! Murhapuro falls back against the cage and Farts unloads with a barrage of strikes! Murhapuro is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Farts screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts retains his heavyweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Boomerang Farts thanked Groove Gear for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).