PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alistair Spong (ranked 614 p4p, 88 weight class) and Johnny Drama (ranked 531 p4p, 71 weight class). Spong's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 2Pac - I'm A Soldier (Echale Mojo Remix) . Drama comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Vicious White Kids No Lip kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Spong
vs
Drama

195 cm
38
237 lbs
38 - 19 - 1

188 cm
36
240 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Alistair Spong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Drama!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spong scores with a hook.
Spong tries to clinch up but Drama circles away and keeps his distance.
Drama is looking for the big counter here.
Spong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Drama tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A little feinted left hand from Spong on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Spong getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Drama ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Drama scores with a head kick.
Spong takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Drama lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spong has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spong and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Drama closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Alistair Spong has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Drama!
Drama looks to land a body kick but Spong moved away.
Alistair Spong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spong jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Spong lands a body shot.
Good shot there by Spong.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Drama!
Spong lands a jab to Drama's midsection.
Spong misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Drama.
Spong lands with a kick to the temple. Drama shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Spong scores with a jab to the jaw.
Drama misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Spong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Drama has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Drama throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Drama lands a front kick.
Spong bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Spong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Drama manages to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spong.
Drama throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Drama swings for the body but Spong moves out of range.
Spong is looking to counter punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Some wild striking there from Drama.
Spong avoids the head kick by Drama.
Spong avoids the body shot from Drama.
Spong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spong pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No joy there for Drama, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spong tried to score with a low kick but Drama checks it.
Spong fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Drama fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spong manages to avoid it.
Drama digs a good body shot into Spong's ribs.
Spong throws a solid leg kick but Drama takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Spong.
Drama looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Drama fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spong has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spong tries to clinch up.

Spong pushes Drama up against the cage in a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Spong.
Drama lands a left hand.
Drama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Spong backwards.
Spong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spong stalling in the clinch.
Drama throws a head punch that misses.
Drama lands with a short shot to the head.
Drama throws a punch but it's blocked by Spong.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spong lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Spong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Drama throws a head punch that misses.
Spong tries to work over Drama's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Drama fails to land.
Drama struggles to land a body shot inside as Spong controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Spong.
A head punch on the inside from Drama fails to land.
Drama swings wildly with an uppercut but Spong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spong unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Drama looks winded!
Drama gets through Spong's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Spong tries a body shot but Drama blocks it.
Spong with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A hook to the body from Spong.
Spong prevents a body shot from Drama.
Drama working aggressively here.
Spong connects with a knee to the head.
Drama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spong misses with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spong scores a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spong lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Drama backwards.
Spong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Drama.
Spong throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dramas head.
Spong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Spong lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Drama or not.
I was talking to Spong's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Spong is leaning against Drama and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Spong lands a nice shot to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Spong.
Spong effectively controlling the action here.
A knee to the head by Spong.
Spong lands a body punch.
Spong lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Drama backwards.
Spong struggles to land a body shot inside as Drama controls his hands.

Spong drops Drama with a big knee straight up the middle! Drama is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Drama is rocked!
Drama is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Spong rather than just go for the knockout.

Spong clinches with his opponent.
Drama is still on wobbly legs! Can Spong finish him?
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters are battling for dominant position up against the cage here. Spong manages to get control of his opponent's head and throws a big knee - Drama drops to the canvas! He's done! Spong goes wild and celebrates with his corner - this is a big victory for him and to get the win in such devastating fashion will certainly boost his reputation amongst the fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Alistair Spong!
Post fight, an emotional Alistair Spong said 'You even said you'd kill somebody didn't ya? I killed 2 people dog, so what that make me? It should tell you I go the extra mile just to do you homie. See when those lights go on, it's time for people like me to stand up, and we make people like you break. So do yourselves a favor man, and stay away'.