PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aristotle Nicomachus (ranked 811 p4p, 117 weight class) and Geese Fury (ranked 914 p4p, 131 weight class). Nicomachus comes into the arena with Drake - Trophies blaring out of the sound system. Aristotle Nicomachus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Nicomachus
vs
Fury

190 cm
36
223 lbs
24 - 10 - 0

187 cm
31
224 lbs
30 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Aristotle Nicomachus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Geese Fury!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Albert Achterberg and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fury cracks Nicomachus with an open hand slap.
Nicomachus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nicomachus tried to score with a low kick but Fury checks it.
Fury dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nicomachus. That did some damage!
Nicomachus misses with a lunging right hand
and Fury counters with a straight right hand.
Nicomachus moves forwards but Fury connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nicomachus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fury sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fury scores with a jab. Nicomachus acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nicomachus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nicomachus lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nicomachus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fury appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Nicomachus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nicomachus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've been informed that Fury has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nicomachus misses with a leg kick.
Fury pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nicomachus lands a nice shot to the body.
Fury attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nicomachus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fury. That did some damage!
Fury lands a high kick!
Nicomachus throws a low kick but Fury avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fury throws a push kick but Nicomachus slaps the foot to one side.
Nicomachus is looking to slow Fury down with leg kicks.
Fury goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nicomachus misses the jab.
Sloppy strikes from Nicomachus. Those never looked like landing.
Fury wants to counter with a clinch but Nicomachus pushes him away.
Nicomachus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fury tries to clinch up but Nicomachus circles away and keeps his distance.
Fury throws out a loose jab but Nicomachus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fury fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nicomachus punishes Fury's body with a nice straight punch.
Fury misses with an uppercut. Nicomachus saw that one coming.
Fury misses with a low kick.
Nicomachus throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A lazy body kick from Nicomachus
and Fury counters with a straight right hand.
Nicomachus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Nicomachus misses the target.
Fury looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nicomachus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fury.
Fury keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nicomachus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fury with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nicomachus scores with a nice body kick.
Aristotle Nicomachus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nicomachus connects with a body shot.
Nicomachus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fury.
Fury jabs at Nicomachus's body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fury.
Fury takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Fury tried to score with a low kick but Nicomachus checks it.
Nicomachus misses with a low kick as Fury jumps back.
Fury tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fury misses with a lunging right hand
and Nicomachus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Fury throws an off balance right hand
and Nicomachus counters with a left to the body.
Nicomachus throws a leg kick but Fury moved away.
As Nicomachus backs off Fury throws a huge counter combo but Nicomachus manages to avoid it all.
Nicomachus blocks a head kick by Fury.
Nicomachus throws a push kick but Fury slaps the foot to one side.
Nicomachus throws out a loose jab but Fury uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nicomachus keeps the fight on the outside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nicomachus misses with a low kick.
Nicomachus goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Donk. Nicomachus catches Fury right on the button with a cross.
Fury is looking to clinch.
Fury darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nicomachus throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fury.
Fury misses with a hook.
Fury goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nicomachus jabs Fury right on the nose. Fury blinks but takes it well.
Fury walks into a left hand.
Nicomachus scores with a jab to the head.
Nicomachus throws a body punch but Fury moves out of range.
Fury tries to counter with a clinch but Nicomachus shakes him off and moves away.
Nicomachus connects with a solid leg kick.
Nicomachus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fury sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fury throws a leg kick but Nicomachus sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fury ducks under a wild hook from Nicomachus.
A jab from Nicomachus misses.
Fury jabs at Nicomachus's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fury avoids the body shot from Nicomachus.
Nicomachus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fury is out of range and Nicomachus settles back down.
Fury throws a jab but it's blocked by Nicomachus.
Fury misses the shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fury lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nicomachus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nicomachus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fury checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fury throws a leg kick but Nicomachus sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fury takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fury uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nicomachus.
Fury throws a nice head kick!
Nicomachus lands with a shot to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Fury. That snapped Nicomachus's head back.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fury misses with a looping left.
Nicomachus lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Fury scores with a jab to the body.
Nicomachus throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fury swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aristotle Nicomachus dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

A nice inside leg kick there by Fury. That's going to slow Nicomachus down.
Nicomachus misses with a head kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nicomachus. That's going to slow Fury down.
Nicomachus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nicomachus moves away from the strike by Fury.
Nicomachus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fury slips a jab and a cross from Nicomachus.
Fury lands a nice shot to the body.
Fury looks to land a left hand but Nicomachus moved out of range nicely.
Nicomachus throwing a counter right hand but Fury manages to avoid it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Nicomachus - that will leave a mark!
Nicomachus throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Fury might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Nicomachus has got the better of the exchanges.
Nicomachus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nicomachus throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nicomachus throws a low kick but Fury moves out of range easily.
Fury replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Nicomachus blocks it well.
Nicomachus moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nicomachus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fury can do to turn this around?
Nice body kick there by Nicomachus.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fury throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nicomachus lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Nicomachus throws a low kick but Fury moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fury lands with a hook. Nicomachus tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fury blocks a leg kick.
Nicomachus connects with an inside leg kick.
Fury is looking to clinch but Nicomachus is avoiding it.
Nicomachus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fury.
Fury misses with a wild body shot.
Nicomachus throws a leg kick but Fury sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nicomachus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fury.
Nicomachus scores with a jab to the head.
Nicomachus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fury.
Fury swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Danga de danga de dang - Fury scores with a four punch combination!
Fury sizes up Nicomachus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nicomachus throws a chopping leg kick but Fury manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nicomachus throws out a loose jab but Fury uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nicomachus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Aristotle Nicomachus is winning the standup battle so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nicomachus throws a leg kick which misses Fury's front leg but catches the back leg as Fury tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fury scores with a sloppy right hand. Nicomachus should have avoided that one.
Nicomachus throws a poor cross that misses
and Fury counters with a good low kick that Nicomachus was not able to check.
Good leg kick by Nicomachus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fury throws a lazy right hand but Nicomachus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fury scores with a leg kick.
Fury tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nicomachus was well out of range. Poor timing from Fury.
A chopping leg kick lands by Nicomachus.
Nicomachus takes a swing at Fury's ribcage but misses.
Nicomachus wants to land a leg kick but Fury is out of range.
Fury fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nicomachus manages to avoid it.
Nicomachus fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fury is out of range.
Nicomachus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
An inside leg kick lands from Fury.
A punch combination from Fury misses.
Nicomachus tries a low kick but Fury avoids it.
Fury looks to score with a jab to the body but Nicomachus is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fury is looking to chop away at Nicomachus's legs.
Nicomachus misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fury. Nicomachus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fury missing with a left hand there. Nicomachus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nicomachus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Nicomachus throws a head kick that misses.
Fury replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Nicomachus blocks it well.
Nicomachus throws a sloppy head kick
and Fury counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fury lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nicomachus tries a low kick but Fury avoids it.
Nicomachus misses with a right hand
and Fury counters with a left to the body.
Fury takes one to the side of the head.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Fury - that will leave a mark!
Nicomachus moves out of range of the leg kick from Fury.
Fury avoids the head kick by Nicomachus.
Nicomachus throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fury counters with a stiff right hand.
Nicomachus throws a leg kick but Fury sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nicomachus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fury pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nicomachus misses with a left hand
and Fury counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fury throws a lazy right hand but Nicomachus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fury is looking to land body kicks.
Fury's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fury misses with a wild body shot.
Fury blocks a jab.
A punch combination from Nicomachus misses.
Nicomachus ducks under a wild hook from Fury.
Nicomachus thinks about countering with a head kick.
Nicomachus tries a low kick but Fury avoids it.
Nice cross by Nicomachus.
A head kick misses from Fury.
Fury sizes up Nicomachus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nicomachus scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nicomachus throws a head kick that misses.
Nicomachus sets himself, and Fury steps forward looking for the clinch! Nicomachus avoids it this time.
The fighters circling - Fury throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fury's corner calls for a 1-2. Fury obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Geese Fury will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Nicomachus just misses with a punch to the body.
Fury takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fury throws a body kick that misses.
Nicomachus connects with an inside leg kick.
Nicomachus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fury misses with a straight right.
Fury misses the body punch
and Nicomachus counters with a nice leg kick.
Fury avoids the head kick by Nicomachus.
Fury doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Fury swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nicomachus looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nicomachus checks a leg kick.
Fury throws a body kick that misses.
Fury punishes Nicomachus's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fury wants to clinch up but Nicomachus keeps it at a distance.
Fury keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nicomachus.
Fury tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nicomachus was well out of range. Poor timing from Fury.
Fury misses with an uppercut.
Nicomachus throws a sloppy body shot
and Fury counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nicomachus throws a body punch but Fury moves out of range.
Fury throws a body shot but no joy.
Nicomachus tried to counter with a leg kick but Fury avoided it.
Nicomachus misses with a hook. Fury ducked under it nicely.
Nicomachus connects with a leg kick. Fury looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fury is looking to land body kicks.
Danga de danga de dang - Fury scores with a four punch combination!
Fury tries to clinch but Nicomachus moves out of range.
Nicomachus scores with the left hand. Fury knows he should have avoided that one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nicomachus. Fury does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nicomachus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nicomachus throws a sloppy head kick
letting Fury counter with a right hand.
Fury throws a front kick aimed at Nicomachus's knee but Nicomachus avoids it well.
Nicomachus lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Fury keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fury was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fury misses with a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Nicomachus.
As Fury looks to move away, Nicomachus throws a big counter combo but Fury just gets out of the way.
Fury throws a shot from downtown. Nicomachus moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nicomachus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fury.
It looked like Nicomachus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fury bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Nicomachus's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nicomachus has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Nicomachus there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nicomachus lands with a cross.
Nicomachus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fury throws out a counter right but Nicomachus avoids it with no problem.
A big right from Fury misses.
Fury moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fury has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Nicomachus.
Nicomachus throws a body punch but Fury moves out of range.
Fury misses with a leg kick.
Fury throws a front kick aimed at Nicomachus's knee but Nicomachus avoids it well.
Nicomachus throws a counter high kick but Fury was just alert enough to avoid it.
Nicomachus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fury on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Nicomachus. Nicomachus obviously looking to wear him down.
Fury tries to move into range but Nicomachus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fury throws a hook but Nicomachus avoids it easily.
Fury blocks a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fury connects with a looping right hand.
Fury does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fury looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A leg kick checked by Nicomachus.
Nicomachus throws a sloppy head kick and Fury moves out of range easily.
Fury ducks under a wild hook from Nicomachus.
Fury lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nicomachus's sensitive parts.
Nicomachus lands with a good body shot.
Fury lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nicomachus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fury has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fury slips under a jab from Nicomachus.
Fury loads up on a big right hand but Nicomachus slips the punch.
A punch lands to the side of Fury 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fury looks to throw the jab but Nicomachus is out of range.
Fury tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Nicomachus is able to avoid easily.
Fury darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nicomachus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Fury takes a step back to recover.
Nicomachus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nicomachus misses with an uppercut. Fury saw that one coming.
Nicomachus sizes up Fury with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fury looks to score with a jab to the body but Nicomachus is just out of range.
Nicomachus half committed to a counter leg kick.
Fury throws a jab when Nicomachus was well out of range.
Nicomachus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A slow jab from Fury misses its intended target.
Nicomachus with a nice cross.
A chopping leg kick lands by Nicomachus.
Fury thows a leg kick but Nicomachus checks it
and Nicomachus counters with a straight right hand.
Fury takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fury connects with a body shot.
Nicomachus misses with an uppercut.
Fury chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nicomachus can pounce on him.

And that's the end of the fight!
Aristotle Nicomachus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Nicomachus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 29:28
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Aristotle Nicomachus!
A relieved looking Aristotle Nicomachus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.