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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Samuel Turbitt (ranked 2282 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 23647 p4p, 0 weight class). Turbitt comes to the cage accompanied by Tell Me Ma. Hitler has chosen Marching Song as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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169 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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175 cm
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160 lbs
3 - 4 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Good kicks
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Samuel Turbitt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
No luck for Turbitt with that takedown attempt.
Turbitt shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Hitler is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Hitler really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turbitt. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hitler is looking to control Turbitt's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hitler avoid being mounted?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, if Turbitt is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Turbitt is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hitler defends it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turbitt works his way into side control.
Turbitt is chipping away with strikes.
Turbitt grinds an elbow into Hitler's temple.
Hitler is pushing Turbitt's head away, looking to escape. Turbitt manages to hold on to the position though.
Hitler takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Turbitt working the head and body with strikes.
Turbitt scoring with punches and elbows.
Hitler wants to get back to his feet.
Turbitt thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turbitt is working Hitler over with some ground and pound from side control.
Hitler wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Turbitt has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Hitler's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Hitler is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Turbitt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Samuel Turbitt!
In defeat, Adolf Hitler stepped up to the mic, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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