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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alexey Andreev (ranked 24 p4p, 5 weight class) and Snot Slurper (ranked 103 p4p, 16 weight class). Snot Slurper acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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195 lbs
21 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alexey Andreev!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Andreev fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Andreev scores with a nice head shot.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Andreev misses with an uppercut.
Andreev ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Andreev lands a glancing blow to the side of Slurper's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Andreev will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Andreev uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Andreev misses with a takedown attempt - Slurper sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Slurper! But no joy.
Slurper works the jab nicely.
It looks like Alexey Andreev has been cut.
Slurper throws a body punch but Andreev moves out of range.
It looked like Andreev wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Andreev throws a hook but Slurper blocks it.
Andreev jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Slurper moves out of range as Andreev strikes.
Andreev throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper throws a body punch but Andreev moves out of range.
Andreev seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Andreev misses with a hook to the body
and Slurper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Andreev cracks Slurper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Andreev misses with a left hand
enabling Slurper to counter with a crisp jab.
Slurper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Andreev uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Andreev fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slurper on the side of the head.
Andreev doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Slurper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Andreev thinking.
Andreev throws a body shot but no joy.
Alexey Andreev seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Andreev misses with a double jab.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Andreev is out of range.
Andreev throwing a counter right hand but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Andreev.
Slurper throws out a counter right but Andreev avoids it with no problem.
Andreev cracks Slurper with an open hand slap.
Andreev misses the shot to the body.
Snot Slurper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Andreev drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
We've been hearing good reports from Andreev's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Slurper regains half guard.
Andreev is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Andreev missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Andreev perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Slurper taking some punishment here, with Andreev in his half guard.
Andreev misses with a head shot. Slurper uses the momentum to regain guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Andreev looking to sit in guard and control but Slurper gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
My spies in Men Only. No Liberals ! inform me that Slurper has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Slurper must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Andreev is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Slurper is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Alexey Andreev will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Alexey Andreev's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Andreev comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Andreev shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Slurper has one foot on Andreev's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Andreev lands a jab to the nose.
Andreev moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Andreev scores with a jab. Slurper acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Andreev throws a right and a left that Slurper avoids nicely.
Slurper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Andreev with a body shot.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Andreev slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper slips under a jab.
Slurper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Slurper misses with a shot to the body
and Andreev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Andreev slips under a jab from Slurper.
Andreev lands a head shot.
Andreev scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Andreev.
Andreev shoots for a takedown but Slurper saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Andreev misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Andreev fails with the takedown
and Slurper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Andreev thinking.
Andreev throws an off balance right hand
and Slurper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Andreev is trying hard to land a takedown here. Slurper sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A nice side step and Slurper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alexey Andreev. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Andreev shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Andreev trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Slurper controls Andreev momentarily but Andreev frees himself.
Slurper wants to sweep here but Andreev controlling him for the moment.
Andreev has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Andreev is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Andreev throwing strikes but missing.
Andreev postures up and lands a big shot to Slurper's brow.
Slurper has his hands on Andreev's head, controlling the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Andreev postures up.
Andreev stands up over Slurper, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Andreev postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Andreev trying to control the position from guard on top but Slurper is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Alexey Andreev overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Andreev is looking to work some ground and pound but Slurper has wrist control.
Andreev is looking to work some ground and pound but Slurper has wrist control.
Andreev content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Andreev working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Andreev missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Andreev throwing strikes from guard but Slurper blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Andreev is looking to work some ground and pound but Slurper has wrist control.
Andreev stopping the sweep attempt from Slurper.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alexey Andreev dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Alexey Andreev's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Andreev shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Slurper defends it nicely.
Slurper throws a hook but Andreev blocks it.
Slurper shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Slurper on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Horrible takedown attempt by Andreev or perhaps it was just good defense by Slurper, which made it look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Andreev jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A countering left hand to the body from Slurper misses.
Andreev defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Andreev throws an overhand right that lands on Slurper's shoulder, as Slurper tries to avoid the shot.
Andreev throws an off balance right hand
letting Slurper counter with a right hand.
Slurper avoids a punch combination nicely.
Andreev moves out of range of the strikes.
A slow jab from Andreev misses its intended target.
Andreev misses with a looping right.
Andreev throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Andreev. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Andreev. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Alexey Andreev's cut is getting worse.
Andreev moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Andreev scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Andreev saw that one coming.
Andreev throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slurper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Andreev ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Nice sprawl there from Slurper as Andreev shoots in.
Slurper looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alexey Andreev. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Andreev.
Slurper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Andreev just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Andreev is just out of range.
Andreev throws a lazy uppercut
and Andreev takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slurper slips a jab from Andreev.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Andreev throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Andreev uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Slurper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a hook but Andreev blocks it.
Andreev moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Andreev does a little dance to reset his feet.
Andreev on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Andreev swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Slurper.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper blocks a jab.
Slurper drops Andreev with a big left hand! Andreev is injured, injured bad! Slurper jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper is the new middleweight champion!
An out of breath and clearly excited Snot Slurper thanked Garra Nutri for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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