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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bjorg Fjordlinginsson (ranked 2310 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 14134 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Falwell's choice of entrance music: Don't Stop Believing. Yahweh Falwell is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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136 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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136 lbs
2 - 106 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bjorg Fjordlinginsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 106 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Albert Achterberg and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fjordlinginsson scores with a takedown into Falwell's guard.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Fjordlinginsson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fjordlinginsson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Fjordlinginsson's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Fjordlinginsson drops back looking for a leg! Falwell is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Falwell manages to kick Fjordlinginsson off! Fjordlinginsson jumps back into Falwell's guard.
Fjordlinginsson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fjordlinginsson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fjordlinginsson controls from within his opponent's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Further stalling from Fjordlinginsson.
Fjordlinginsson advances position into side control!
Fjordlinginsson is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Falwell is trying to escape and Fjordlinginsson transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Falwell is forced to tap! Nice work there by Fjordlinginsson! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bjorg Fjordlinginsson!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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