PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Raging Bitch (ranked 4282 p4p, 473 weight class) and Fred Jones (ranked 4828 p4p, 503 weight class). Bitch comes to the cage accompanied by Who is He?. Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pardon my G! . Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Bitch
vs
Jones

200 cm
20
210 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

193 cm
19
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Raging Bitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Fred Jones!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones scores with a jab.

It looks like Raging Bitch has been cut.
Bitch stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bitch misses with a few strikes there.
Jones lands a jab.
Bitch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bitch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jones.
Bitch moves out of range of the strikes.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jab from Bitch.
Jones throws the left hand but Bitch avoids the punch easily.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones's corner calls for a 1-2. Jones obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bitch lands with a cross.
Bitch throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jones on the side of the head.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Bitch moves away and avoids it.
Bitch connects with a crisp jab.
Jones's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bitch under the eye.
Fred Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch missing with a left hand there. Jones was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jones has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jones lands a jab to the nose.
Bitch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Bitch connects with a right hand. Jones shakes it off.
Bitch fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jones on the side of the head.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch lands with a cross.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jones lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Raging Bitch's cut is getting worse.
Jones thows a leg kick but Bitch checks it
and Bitch counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bitch scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bitch is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bitch moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Jones thows a body kick. Bitch tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jones moves out of range as Bitch strikes.
Bitch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bitch.
Bitch was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jones darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bitch is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jones throws an overhand right that lands on Bitch's shoulder, as Bitch tries to avoid the shot.
Bitch swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones moves forwards but Bitch connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jones is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bitch.
Bitch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bitch ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bitch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jones connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bitch scrambles back to his feet.
Jones is looking to slow Bitch down with leg kicks.
Bitch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Bitch is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bitch.
Bitch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Bitch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bitch checks the leg kick.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bitch.
Bitch scores with a sloppy right hand. Jones should have avoided that one.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Bitch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jones works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Decent striking displayed by Bitch there.
Bitch throws a hook but Jones blocks it.
Jones is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Bitch throws a looping overhand right but Jones ducks down to avoid it.
Bitch loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch.
Bitch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones moves out of range as Bitch strikes.
Jones swinging wildly here.
Jones connects with a body shot.
Bitch takes a jab right on the kisser.

Raging Bitch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jones lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones blocks a jab.
Jones moves out of range of the strikes.
Bitch takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Jeez, Raging Bitch's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A jab lands there for Bitch.
Bitch avoids the head kick by Jones.
Jones displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bitch throws out the jab.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jones scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A telegraphed right hand from Bitch misses the target.
Bitch misses the jab.
Jones takes a swing at Bitch's ribcage but misses.
Bitch fires out a quick counter leg kick but Jones just manages to avoid it.
A cross from Jones lands.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Raging Bitch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fred Jones!
Fred Jones decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.