PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Elmer Fudd (ranked 522 p4p, 79 weight class) and Jesus Sanchez (ranked 538 p4p, 83 weight class). Fudd kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Blue On Black. Sanchez has chosen Duele El Carazon as his entrance music. Elmer Fudd is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Fudd
vs
Sanchez

179 cm
35
177 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

180 cm
26
180 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elmer Fudd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Sanchez!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fudd slips a straight right by Sanchez.
Fudd throws a nice looking combination but Sanchez bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sanchez keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fudd.
Sanchez's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fudd connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sanchez scrambles back to his feet.
Some wild striking there from Sanchez.
A big left from Sanchez misses.
The fighters circling - Fudd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sanchez drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fudd throws a shot to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fudd, right into the meat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fudd looks to land a left hand but Sanchez moved out of range nicely.
Fudd misses with an uppercut. Sanchez saw that one coming.
Fudd looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fudd catches Sanchez with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fudd scores with a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sanchez throws a right hand that misses
and Fudd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sanchez swings for the body but Fudd moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sanchez.
It looked like Fudd wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A swing and a miss from Sanchez.
Sanchez misses with a straight right.
Fudd fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sanchez.
Sanchez avoids the body shot from Fudd.
Sanchez slips under a jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fudd.
Fudd throws a jab when Sanchez was well out of range.
Fudd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sanchez sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fudd throws a leg kick which misses Sanchez's front leg but catches the back leg as Sanchez tries to avoid it.
Sanchez bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fudd swings for the body but Sanchez moves out of range.
It seemed like Sanchez was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Sanchez misses with a hook. Fudd ducked under it nicely.
Elmer Fudd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A cross from Fudd lands.
Fudd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sanchez doesn't seem bothered though.
Fudd throws a hook but Sanchez avoids it easily.
A nice side step and Sanchez releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fudd blocks a leg kick.
Fudd looks to throw the jab but Sanchez is out of range.
Fudd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sanchez sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fudd throws a shot from downtown. Sanchez moves away and avoids it.
Nice shot lands for Fudd.
Sanchez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fudd counters with a straight right hand.
Fudd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sanchez.
Fudd throws a jab but it's blocked by Sanchez.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sanchez! But no joy.
Fudd throws a lazy right hand but Sanchez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sanchez is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Fudd with a body shot.
Fudd scores with a shot to the body.
Sanchez staying out of range there.
Fudd wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fudd lands a head shot.
Sanchez wants to clinch up but Fudd keeps it at a distance.
Fudd feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sanchezs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudd tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Fudd misses.
A low kick from Fudd is predictable there
and Sanchez counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice straight punches there by Fudd. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Fudd.
Fudd takes a swing at Sanchez's ribcage but misses.
Fudd throws a right and a left that Sanchez avoids nicely.
Fudd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sanchez.
Fudd swings for the body but Sanchez moves out of range.
Fudd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sanchez.
Sanchez just misses with a punch to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Fudd scores with a four punch combination!
Fudd fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fudd. Sanchez does a little dance to reset his feet.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sanchez! But no joy.
Sanchez sizes up Fudd with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sanchez moves out of range as Fudd strikes.
Sanchez looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fudd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sanchez.
Sanchez looks to land a right hand but Fudd moved out of range.
Fudd was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The fighters circling - Fudd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sanchez slips under a jab.
Fudd swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sanchez.
Fudd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sanchez.
Fudd throws a jab when Sanchez was well out of range.
Fudd throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sanchez stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fudd fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Sanchez checks it well.
Sanchez misses the body punch
and Fudd counters with a straight right hand.
Fudd misses with a straight right.
Sanchez is looking to clinch but Fudd is avoiding it.
Sanchez swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sanchez throws a body kick that misses
and Sanchez takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sanchez slips under a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fudd lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elmer Fudd dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A slow jab from Fudd misses its intended target.
It seemed like Sanchez was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fudd misses with a straight right.
Sanchez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fudd is looking to chop away at Sanchez's legs.
It seemed like Sanchez was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fudd fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fudd misses with a leg kick.
Fudd is looking to chop away at Sanchez's legs.
Fudd tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sanchez is looking to clinch but Fudd is avoiding it.
Fudd is looking to score with low kicks.
Sanchez looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fudd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sanchez.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fudd throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fudd misses with an uppercut. Sanchez saw that one coming.
Sanchez looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fudd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fudd looks to score with a jab to the body but Sanchez is just out of range.
Sanchez looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Sanchez avoids the body shot from Fudd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sanchez moves away.
Fudd throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Fudd thows a left - swing and a miss!
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sanchez! But no joy.
No joy there for Fudd, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fudd throws a front kick aimed at Sanchez's knee but Sanchez avoids it well.
Sanchez takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fudd uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Sanchez throws a jab but it's blocked by Fudd.
Sanchez on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Sanchez with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fudd to score with a decent uppercut.
Elmer Fudd is winning the standup battle so far.
Fudd throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Sanchez flicks out a counter leg kick but Fudd steps away.
Fudd misses with a hook.
Fudd bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fudd avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sanchez just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez misses with a looping right.
Fudd lands with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fudd lands a head kick!
Fudd swings away with a body shot that misses
and Sanchez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sanchez bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fudd's head backwards.
Fudd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fudd throws a looping overhand right but Sanchez ducks down to avoid it.
Sanchez follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Danga de danga de dang - Sanchez scores with a four punch combination!
Sanchez ducks under a wild hook from Fudd.
Sanchez is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Fudd with a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Sanchez might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Fudd has got the better of the exchanges.
A combination from Sanchez does no damage.
Sanchez cracks Fudd with an open hand slap.
Fudd looks to land a left hand but Sanchez moved out of range nicely.
A lazy left from Fudd finds it's target.
Fudd scores with a sloppy right hand. Sanchez should have avoided that one.
Fudd lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Fudd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A swing and a miss from Fudd.
Sanchez looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fudd swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sanchez.
Sloppy strikes from Fudd. Those never looked like landing.
Sanchez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fudd moves away.
Sanchez lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fudd jabs at Sanchez's body.
Fudd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sanchez can do to turn this around?
Sanchez works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fudd throws a lazy right hand but Sanchez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Sanchez drives through and clinches with Fudd against the cage.
Fudd tries to break free but Sanchez pushes him back against the cage.
Fudd has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sanchez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sanchez has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Sanchez lands a shoulder strike.
Fudd has had enough of the clinch but Sanchez keeps him there for the moment.
Fudd is trying to force a seperation but Sanchez has the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fudd pushes Sanchez back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sanchez scores with a shot to the side of Fudd's head.

Fudd pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sanchez doesn't manage to clinch there - Fudd circles away.
Fudd was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Sanchez attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
It looked like Fudd wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fudd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sanchez doesn't seem bothered though.
Sanchez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fudd throws out the jab.
Fudd lands with a shot to the body.
Fudd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fudd throws a body kick that misses.
Fudd misses with a straight left.

Sanchez closes the distance and clinches.

Fudd breaks the clinch.
Fudd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sanchez! But no joy.
Fudd bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elmer Fudd dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Fudd throws a nice looking combination but Sanchez bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A swing and a miss from Fudd.
Fudd lands with a cross.
Nice cross by Fudd.
Fudd throws out a loose jab but Sanchez uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fudd misses with a looping left.
Sanchez pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Donk. Fudd catches Sanchez right on the button with a cross.
Sanchez avoids the body shot from Fudd.
Sanchez looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A lazy left from Fudd finds it's target.
Fudd slips under a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fudd bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sanchez's head.
Fudd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sanchez.
Sanchez misses with a straight left.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fudd, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanchez throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sanchez is looking to clinch.
Fudd swings widly with a right hand
and Fudd takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fudd.
Fudd throws a body kick that misses.
Fudd looks to land a right hand but Sanchez moved out of range.
Sanchez defending well as Fudd loads up on a big left hand.
Donk. Fudd catches Sanchez right on the button with a cross.
Fudd swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Fudd gets tackled into the cage by Sanchez. Sanchez maintains the clinch.
Fudd blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sanchez misses with the head strike.
Sanchez lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fudd backwards.
Sanchez fails to pull guard.

Fudd manages to break the clinch.
Fudd scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jesus Sanchez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fudd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fudd finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sanchez on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fudd throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Fudd lands a nice shot that snaps Sanchez's head back.
Fudd connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Sanchez takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A big right from Sanchez misses.
Fudd throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sanchez takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A slow jab from Sanchez misses its intended target.

Sanchez gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Sanchez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fudd backwards.
Sanchez tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Fudd just stands there and leans against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Sanchez scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fudd is trying to break the clinch but Sanchez is controlling him.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sanchez.
Fudd lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Fudd pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That kick from Fudd tenderised Sanchez's leg. Sanchez is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fudd misses the jab.
Sanchez avoids the head kick by Fudd.
Fudd connects with a nice looking jab.
Fudd scores with a punch to the head.
Sanchez takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fudd lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fudd swings for the body but Sanchez moves out of range.
Fudd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sanchez's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fudd rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sanchez moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sanchez misses with a looping right.
Fudd lands a nice shot that snaps Sanchez's head back.
Fudd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sanchez.
Fudd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fudd walks into a straight right hand from Sanchez.
Fudd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fudd scores with a jab.
Sanchez misses with a looping left.
Sanchez throws a big shot that misses.
Fudd connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sanchez's hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sanchez throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Fudd checks a leg kick.
Fudd throws a right hand that Sanchez ducks under and follows up with a left that Sanchez also avoids with ease.

And that's the end of the fight!
Elmer Fudd showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fudd, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Elmer Fudd!
Elmer Fudd took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing for their support in the buildup to the fight.