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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 1981 p4p, 240 weight class) and Richard Nixon (ranked 3494 p4p, 380 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Pencil might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Full Retard. On his way into the cage it seems that Wooden Pencil has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Wooden Pencil seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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193 lbs
47 - 28 - 0 |
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192 lbs
20 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
47 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Richard Nixon!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Anthony Taglia and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nixon takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nixon is looking to clinch but Pencil is avoiding it.
Nixon has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pencil wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pencil blocks a body shot from Nixon.
Nixon scores with a shot to the side of Pencil's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pencil.
The referee is keeping an eye on Nixon - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Pencil escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nixon tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pencil manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nixon avoids the head kick by Pencil.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pencil works the jab nicely.
Pencil circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pencil throwing a counter right hand but Nixon manages to avoid it.
Nixon clinches up with Pencil and pushes him back against the cage.
Nixon taking a breather.
Nixon working aggressively here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nixon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pencil stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nixon moves into the clinch successfully.
Nixon misses with a punch on the inside.
Nixon swings wildly with an uppercut but Pencil uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pencil blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nixon.
Nixon throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nixon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pencil lands the left hand.
Pencil gets tackled into the cage by Nixon. Nixon maintains the clinch.
Nixon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pencil paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nixon misses with a takedown
and Pencil counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nixon fails with an attempt to clinch.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pencil.
Nixon moves out of range of the leg kick from Pencil.
Nixon clinches up with Pencil and pushes him back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Pencil scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pencil on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pencil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nixon wants to clinch up but Pencil keeps it at a distance.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pencil.
Nixon has Pencil up against the cage in a clinch.
Nixon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pencil breaks from the clinch.
Nixon gets a clinch.
Nixon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pencil blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pencil has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pencil blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nixon misses with some punches.
Pencil pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nixon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nixon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pencil tries to score with a low kick but Nixon moves his leg out of the way.
Pencil slips a straight right by Nixon.
Pencil appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Nixon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pencil keeps the fight on the outside.
Nixon takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
It looks like Richard Nixon has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nixon moves into the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Pencil.
Nixon misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nixon throws a head punch that misses.
Nixon stalling in the clinch but Pencil improves position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nixon.
Pencil pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fight stays on the outside here - Nixon looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pencil scores with a kick to the body.
Some wild striking there from Pencil.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch but Pencil swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pencil throws a big counter combination but Nixon scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Nixon misses with a takedown
and Pencil counters with a left and a right that stings Nixon.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wooden Pencil dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Richard Nixon's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Pencil scores with a spinning back kick!
A good leg kick by Pencil.
Nixon is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pencil tried to counter with a leg kick but Nixon avoided it.
Nixon moves into the clinch.
Pencil manages to break the clinch.
Nixon closes the distance but Pencil moves to the side
and Pencil counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nixon tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pencil manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pencil is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nixon can do to turn this around?
Nixon drops his hands momentarily and Pencil takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nixon rushes Pencil and presses him up against the cage.
Nixon working aggressively here.
Nixon working aggressively here.
Nixon is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pencil is keeping busy.
Nixon throws a head punch that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil manages to break the clinch.
Pencil walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Nixon checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pencil gets tackled into the cage by Nixon. Nixon maintains the clinch.
Nixon misses with the head strike.
Nixon looking to stall.
Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nixon tries to clinch but Pencil moves out of range.
Nixon tries to clinch up.
A counter left hand to the body from Pencil misses its target.
Pencil throws a body punch but Nixon moves out of range.
Wooden Pencil is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pencil swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nixon checks a leg kick.
Pencil avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nixon moves into the clinch successfully.
Nixon throws a head punch that misses.
Richard Nixon seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil blocking some punches.
Pencil escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nixon is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pencil thinks about countering with a head kick.
Pencil connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pencil throws a sloppy head kick and Nixon moves out of range easily.
Nixon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pencil throws a sloppy head kick and Nixon moves out of range easily.
Nixon moves into range and clinches up with Pencil.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nixon lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pencil backwards.
Pencil blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nixon throws a punch but it's blocked by Pencil.
A short right from Nixon.
Nixon misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nixon lands an uppercut.
Pencil's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nixon darts in trying to clinch
and Pencil counters with a head kick. That will keep Nixon thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Nixon is looking to clinch but Pencil is avoiding it.
Nixon wants to clinch.
Pencil swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Pencil misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nixon pushes Pencil up against the cage in a clinch.
Nixon working aggressively here.
Nixon is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Nixon breaks from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nixon tries to clinch but Pencil moves away
and Pencil counters with a nice uppercut.
Pencil swats away the attempt to clinch by Nixon.
Pencil scores with a nice right hand.
Pencil keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Nixon moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pencil digs a good body shot into Nixon's ribs.
Nixon takes the fight into the clinch.
Pencil wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nixon has him pressed against the cage.
Nixon's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nixon moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wooden Pencil dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Richard Nixon's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Nixon has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nixon lands with a short shot to the head.
Nixon misses with some punches.
Nixon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pencil blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nixon misses with the head strike.
Nixon swings wildly with an uppercut but Pencil uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nixon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nixon scores with a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nixon.
Nixon goes for a takedown attempt but Pencil pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Pencil drops Nixon with a beautiful combination! Nixon stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Pencil is looking for the KO!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil swats away the attempt to clinch by Nixon.
Nice defenses there by Pencil.
Nixon tries to clinch there but Pencil circles away.
Pencil uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Nixon has time to react.
Pencil throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pencil misses with a few strikes there.
Nixon gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nixon working aggressively here.
Nixon breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nixon takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Nixon is rocked!
Nixon closes the distance and pushes Pencil back into the cage.
Nixon working aggressively here.
Nixon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nixon misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nixon tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pencil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nixon tries to clinch but Pencil moves out of range.
It looked like Pencil was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Pencil plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Richard Nixon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pencil fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nixon looks to clinch
and Pencil counters with a stiff right hand.
Nixon darts in trying to clinch
and Pencil counters with a nice right hand that sends Nixon toppling to the canvas! Nixon scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Pencil finish him?!
Nixon is still on wobbly legs! Can Pencil finish him?
Nixon fails with a takedown attempt.
Nixon fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nixon seems to have recovered his senses.
Nixon has closed the distance and engaged Pencil in a clinch.
Pencil is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nixon pushes Pencil back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nixon misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nixon manages to break the clinch.
Pencil circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pencil looks to score with a jab to the body but Nixon is just out of range.
Pencil looks to score with a jab to the body but Nixon is just out of range.
Nixon moves into the clinch.
Nixon breaks from the clinch.
Pencil lands the left hand.
Wooden Pencil is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nixon moves into range and clinches up with Pencil.
Nixon struggles to land a body shot inside as Pencil controls his hands.
Pencil blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Pencil scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Nixon fails to land.
Nixon tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pencil's elbow.
Nixon gets through Pencil's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pencil moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pencil on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nixon tries to clinch but Pencil moves away
and Pencil connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nixon is looking to clinch.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch but Pencil swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pencil scoring well with a low kick there.
Nixon throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pencil counters with a three punch combo that has Nixon backing up. Nixon nods at Pencil to acknowledge the strikes.
That has opened up Richard Nixon's cut even more.
Pencil throws a head kick that Nixon semi-blocks.
Pencil ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nixon moves away.
Pencil lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nixon throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Pencil to counter with a crisp jab.
Nixon moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pencil scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Nixon uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pencil has time to react.
And that's the end of the fight!
Wooden Pencil showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Pencil, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wooden Pencil!
After the big win, Wooden Pencil made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Spartan Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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