PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Anatoly Gorbachenko (ranked 394 p4p, 57 weight class) and Hairy Scrotum (ranked 335 p4p, 48 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Gorbachenko
vs
Scrotum

186 cm
26
166 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

185 cm
27
177 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Groove Gear

Urban Fighter
Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Anatoly Gorbachenko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorbachenko misses with a wild body shot.
Scrotum pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gorbachenko throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Scrotum on the side of the head.
Gorbachenko misses the shot to the body.
Scrotum appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Gorbachenko. That snapped Scrotum's head back.
Gorbachenko scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Gorbachenko misses with a hook.
Scrotum slips under a jab.
Gorbachenko closes the distance looking to clinch

and Scrotum counters with a crisp one two that drops Gorbachenko! Scrotum thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Gorbachenko to his feet! Gorbachenko is in big trouble!

Gorbachenko is rocked!
Scrotum has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A big right from Scrotum misses.
Gorbachenko missing with a left hand there. Scrotum was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gorbachenko throws a lazy right hand but Scrotum sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Scrotum throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorbachenko misses with a body shot.
Gorbachenko attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Scrotum waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gorbachenko.
Gorbachenko jabs Scrotum to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Scrotum misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gorbachenko jabs at Scrotum's body.
Scrotum keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Scrotum throws a big counter head kick but Gorbachenko avoids it with no problem.
Gorbachenko throws a shot to the body.
Gorbachenko scores with a shot to the body.
Gorbachenko scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Scrotum doesn't seem bothered though.
Gorbachenko misses with a body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Gorbachenko there.
Gorbachenko tries to work over Scrotum's front leg with a kick but Scrotum checks it.
Gorbachenko thuds his right hand into Scrotum's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gorbachenko takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Scrotum takes one to the chin there.
Scrotum throws a hook but Gorbachenko blocks it.
Gorbachenko misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Scrotum.
Gorbachenko throws a jab when Scrotum was well out of range.
Gorbachenko thows a left - swing and a miss!
A swing and a miss from Gorbachenko.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Scrotum! But no joy.
Gorbachenko tries to clinch up

and Scrotum counters with a crisp right hand that drops Gorbachenko! Scrotum lets Gorbachenko back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Oh Gorbachenko is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Scrotum tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gorbachenko seems to have got his legs back now.
Gorbachenko stuns Scrotum with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Scrotum on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Gorbachenko is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Scrotum Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Gorbachenko is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.