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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Weedlord Bonerhitler (ranked 5217 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Sousa (ranked 6437 p4p, 0 weight class). Sousa has chosen Thunderstruck as his entrance music. Chris Sousa is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Weedlord Bonerhitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Chris Sousa!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Donald Grub and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonerhitler closes the distance and clinches.
Bonerhitler avoiding damage as Sousa throws knees to the body.
Sousa is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Sousa is working for takedown but Bonerhitler is calmly controlling the position for now.
Bonerhitler gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Sousa.
Weedlord Bonerhitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chris Sousa.
Bonerhitler managing to block the knees to the body from Sousa.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bonerhitler takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Sousa misses with an elbow strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sousa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bonerhitler's elbow.
Bonerhitler takes a knee to the side of the body.
Sousa wants to take the fight to the mat but Bonerhitler manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Sousa pressing his opponent against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sousa leaning against his opponent.
Sousa stalling against the cage.
Sousa is trying to stall.
Sousa tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bonerhitler avoids it.
Bonerhitler is looking to break free of the clinch but Sousa has double underhooks.
Bonerhitler wants a takedown but no success here.
Sousa tries a body shot but Bonerhitler blocks it.
Sousa misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Sousa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bonerhitler's elbow.
Sousa pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bonerhitler lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Sousa backs up against the cage.
Sousa tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Bonerhitler defends well and Sousa ends up having to push Bonerhitler into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Sousa tries to keep at a distance but Bonerhitler has taken the fight into the clinch.
Sousa breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bonerhitler clinches.
Bonerhitler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bonerhitler lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Sousa fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Bonerhitler to the ground. Sousa is now in Bonerhitler's guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Sousa's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Sousa trying to control the position from guard on top but Bonerhitler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sousa pushing down on Bonerhitler's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Bonerhitler is looking to improve his position.
Bonerhitler is looking to control Sousa's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bonerhitler avoid being mounted?
Bonerhitler gets back to full guard.
Bonerhitler wants to stand and escape but Sousa is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sousa pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bonerhitler is keeping the position for now.
Bonerhitler wants to sweep here but Sousa controlling him for the moment.
Sousa throwing strikes but missing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bonerhitler keeping moving, preventing Sousa from controlling successfully.
Bonerhitler seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Sousa controlling from the top position.
Sousa gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Weedlord Bonerhitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sousa gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sousa manages to break the clinch.
Sousa tries to keep at a distance but Bonerhitler has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bonerhitler blocks the elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Weedlord Bonerhitler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Bonerhitler darts in looking for a takedown but Sousa gets double underhooks and turns Bonerhitler into the cage.
Sousa walks into a left hand.
Sousa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bonerhitler throws a series of strikes that have Sousa backpedaling.
Bonerhitler drives through and clinches with Sousa against the cage.
Bonerhitler looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sousa breaks the clinch.
Bonerhitler misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bonerhitler has taken the fight to the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sousa creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Sousa wants a takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonerhitler avoiding damage as Sousa throws knees to the body.
Sousa tries to score a body lock takedown but Bonerhitler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Bonerhitler managing to block the knees to the body from Sousa.
Bonerhitler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
No joy there for Bonerhitler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sousa swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bonerhitler misses with a body kick.
Bonerhitler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bonerhitler's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bonerhitler duly obliges.
Bonerhitler looks to land a combination. Sousa sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bonerhitler goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bonerhitler tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Sousa swivels and escapes.
Some wild striking there from Bonerhitler.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonerhitler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sousa checks the leg kick.
Bonerhitler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Sousa avoids it really well and circles away.
Sousa unleashes a big counter combination but Bonerhitler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Weedlord Bonerhitler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bonerhitler throws a leg kick
and Sousa counters with a two punch combo.
Bonerhitler lands a two punch combo.
Sousa shoots in for a takedown but Bonerhitler shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Sousa is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sousa moves into range and clinches up with Bonerhitler.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonerhitler wants to get back to striking at distance but Sousa won't allow it.
Sousa's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bonerhitler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sousa but Sousa pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bonerhitler gets a clinch.
Sousa struggles to land a body shot inside as Bonerhitler controls his hands.
Bonerhitler prevents the takedown attempt.
Sousa tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bonerhitler avoids it.
Bonerhitler lands with a light punch inside.
Bonerhitler is trying to break the clinch but Sousa has him pressed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonerhitler managing to block the knees to the body from Sousa.
Sousa tries a knee to the head but Bonerhitler blocks it.
Sousa jumps guard but Bonerhitler turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Bonerhitler gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Sousa.
Sousa has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Bonerhitler avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Sousa is breathing heavily.
Sousa connects with a knee to the head.
Bonerhitler has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bonerhitler breaks from the clinch.
Weedlord Bonerhitler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bonerhitler moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Weedlord Bonerhitler dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Sousa clinches up with Bonerhitler and pushes him back against the cage.
Sousa drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bonerhitler wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sousa prevents Bonerhitler from breaking the clinch.
Sousa is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Bonerhitler gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Sousa manages to break the clinch.
Sousa takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Sousa.
Weedlord Bonerhitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chris Sousa.
Bonerhitler goes for a double leg but Sousa avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Sousa continues to drive forward.
Bonerhitler moves into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sousa drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bonerhitler gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Sousa missing with knees to the body.
Bonerhitler blocks an elbow strike from Sousa.
Sousa is struggling to control the position.
Bonerhitler wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sousa stalling in the clinch but Bonerhitler improves position.
Bonerhitler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sousa tries to keep at a distance but Bonerhitler has taken the fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sousa throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bonerhitler blocks it with crossed arms.
Sousa jumps guard but Bonerhitler turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Bonerhitler gets underhooks to prevent Sousa's takedown attempt.
Sousa takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sousa lands a nice knee to the body.
Sousa is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Bonerhitler pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Bonerhitler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bonerhitler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sousa tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bonerhitler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A punch combination from Bonerhitler misses.
A little jabbing left from Sousa on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Sousa avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sousa tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonerhitler with a poor takedown
and Sousa counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Sousa tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Bonerhitler defends well and Sousa ends up having to push Bonerhitler into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Sousa shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bonerhitler but Bonerhitler pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bonerhitler went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bonerhitler has managed to clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Bonerhitler's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bonerhitler breaks the clinch.
Bonerhitler leaves Sousa with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A head kick misses from Bonerhitler.
Sousa tries a quick counter leg kick but Bonerhitler is wise to it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sousa is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bonerhitler.
Bonerhitler throws a combination. Sousa tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bonerhitler scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bonerhitler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bonerhitler misses with a few strikes there.
Bonerhitler swinging wildly here.
Sousa drops his hands momentarily and Bonerhitler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bonerhitler swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sousa thinks about the counter body kick.
Bonerhitler pushes Sousa up against the cage in a clinch.
Chris Sousa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Weedlord Bonerhitler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Sousa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that's the end of the fight!
Weedlord Bonerhitler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bonerhitler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Weedlord Bonerhitler!
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hype
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