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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pittsburgh Steelers (ranked 1657 p4p, 78 weight class) and Chip Chocolate (ranked 2078 p4p, 95 weight class). Chocolate comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Cookie Dance kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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285 lbs
17 - 10 - 0 |
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194 cm
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270 lbs
19 - 19 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pittsburgh Steelers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chip Chocolate!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steelers misses with an uppercut. Chocolate saw that one coming.
Chocolate scores with a nice strike.
Chocolate waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Steelers.
Good shot there by Steelers.
It looks like Chip Chocolate has been cut.
Chocolate throws the left hand but Steelers avoids the punch easily.
Chocolate avoids a kick to the body.
Chocolate misses with a body punch
and Steelers counters with a nice body kick.
Chocolate misses the shot to the body.
Steelers gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Steelers slips under a jab from Chocolate.
Steelers misses with a wild combination.
A head kick misses from Steelers.
Steelers pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Steelers throws a shot from downtown. Chocolate moves away and avoids it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice uppercut lands for Steelers. That snapped Chocolate's head back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Steelers fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Chocolate has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Chocolate connects with a crisp jab.
It looks like Pittsburgh Steelers has been cut.
Steelers throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Chocolate counter with a right hand.
Steelers slips a jab from Chocolate.
Steelers keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Steelers appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Chocolate misses with a hook.
Chocolate fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Steelers on the side of the head.
Steelers connects with a leg kick. Chocolate looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Chocolate shoots in looking for a takedown. Steelers tries to sprawl out of it but Chocolate keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Steelers manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A cross from Chocolate lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Chocolate misses.
Pittsburgh Steelers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A head kick misses from Steelers.
Steelers gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Steelers scrambles and gets back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chocolate throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Steelers sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As Chocolate looks to move away, Steelers throws a big counter combo but Chocolate just gets out of the way.
Steelers scoring well with a low kick there.
Nice sprawl there from Steelers as Chocolate shoots in.
Steelers thinks about countering with a head kick.
Chocolate looks to land a right hand but Steelers moved out of range.
Steelers throws a front kick that sends Chocolate stumbling back into the cage.
Steelers cracks Chocolate with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Steelers has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Chocolate to stand back up!
Chocolate is rocked!
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Steelers throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Chocolate is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pittsburgh Steelers!
A very excited looking Pittsburgh Steelers rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Chip Chocolate spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm gonna take this loss with a grain of salt, or a grain of sugar, and put it in a cookie, and eat it.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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