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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beckett Bellwether (ranked 648 p4p, 77 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 292 p4p, 39 weight class). Diddlybottom has chosen Milquetoast as his entrance music. Beckett Bellwether had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 266.6lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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293 lbs
21 - 6 - 0 |
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273 lbs
21 - 17 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
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Olympic wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Beckett Bellwether!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bellwether takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Diddlybottom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bellwether.
Bellwether throws a right and a left that Diddlybottom avoids nicely.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Bellwether strikes.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bellwether tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Diddlybottom clinches with his opponent.
Bellwether looking to slow down the pace here.
Diddlybottom misses with a punch on the inside.
Diddlybottom tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Diddlybottom misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bellwether taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Diddlybottom tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Diddlybottom tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bellwether manages to break the clinch.
Bellwether throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
A punch combination from Diddlybottom misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bellwether tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom scores with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bellwether throws a lazy right hand but Diddlybottom sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Diddlybottom fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bellwether walks into a left hand.
Diddlybottom lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bellwether fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom scores with a shot to the body.
Diddlybottom dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Diddlybottom moves into range and clinches up with Bellwether.
Diddlybottom tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bellwether's elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Bellwether to keep the fight standing.
Diddlybottom jumps guard.
Bellwether stopping the sweep attempt from Diddlybottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bellwether advances position into side control!
Bellwether has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom manages to get back to half guard.
Bellwether seems to be working for a kimura but Diddlybottom defends the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom tries to get to full guard but Bellwether has control of the leg.
Bellwether is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Diddlybottom doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bellwether.
Bellwether seems to be looking for submissions.
Bellwether is looking for a kimura but Diddlybottom is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Bellwether to get the leverage.
Diddlybottom actively working from the bottom here.
Bellwether is thwarting Diddlybottom's attempts to control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bellwether pulls his head out easily.
Bellwether is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Diddlybottom doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bellwether.
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain the position but Bellwether is very close to passing his half guard.
Diddlybottom felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Diddlybottom is pressing down on Bellwether's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Diddlybottom escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bellwether gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bellwether drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Diddlybottom manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Bellwether has Diddlybottom in his guard.
Bellwether looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bellwether keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom trying to control the position from guard on top but Bellwether is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bellwether might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Diddlybottom got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bellwether has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Diddlybottom has managed to get both his arms back between Bellwether's legs - danger averted.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bellwether swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Diddlybottom has gone for a leg lock! Bellwether slips out almost immediately though and dives into Diddlybottom's guard.
Bellwether is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Diddlybottom buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bellwether throws a lazy uppercut
letting Diddlybottom counter with a right hand.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diddlybottom throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bellwether misses with a looping right.
Diddlybottom fails in his attempt to clinch.
Diddlybottom lands a jab to Bellwether's midsection.
Diddlybottom lands with a shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Diddlybottom. Beautiful body shot.
Diddlybottom checks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A leg kick checked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bellwether showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Diddlybottom.
Bellwether misses with a lunging right hand
and Diddlybottom counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom has managed to clinch.
Bellwether jumps guard and drags Diddlybottom to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Diddlybottom throws a big right hand that misses.
Diddlybottom works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Bellwether looking for submissions off his back.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Bellwether defends it well.
Diddlybottom is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Diddlybottom is working for a guillotine from mount but Bellwether frees his head quite easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom dominating with strikes here.
Bellwether regains half guard.
Bellwether tries to get to full guard but Diddlybottom has control of the leg.
Bellwether looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Bellwether looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Diddlybottom is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Bellwether sees it coming and defends easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Bellwether defends it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bellwether makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bellwether.
Bellwether looking for a guillotine here but Diddlybottom defends easily.
Bellwether has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Diddlybottom can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bellwether working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diddlybottom manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Diddlybottom passes Bellwether's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Bellwether is defending against the submission attempts here by Diddlybottom.
Bellwether regains full guard. Nicely done.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom connects with a couple of short punches.
Bellwether is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Bellwether is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Diddlybottom stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bellwether swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Diddlybottom postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bellwether has his foot on Diddlybottom's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Diddlybottom works his way back into a safe position though.
Diddlybottom connects with a couple of short punches.
Bellwether is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Diddlybottom defends well.
Diddlybottom has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Diddlybottom drops back looking for a leg! Bellwether is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Bellwether manages to kick Diddlybottom off! Diddlybottom jumps back into Bellwether's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Milktoast Diddlybottom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Bellwether gets tackled into the cage by Diddlybottom. Diddlybottom maintains the clinch.
Bellwether wants to break free but Diddlybottom has control.
Diddlybottom digs a right hand into Bellwether's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bellwether's gas tank.
Bellwether lands a takedown into guard.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bellwether manages to get himself to full guard.
Diddlybottom drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Diddlybottom jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Bellwether working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diddlybottom manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bellwether's head.
Diddlybottom lands a couple of digs.
Diddlybottom slips nicely into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but Bellwether defending well.
Diddlybottom is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Bellwether doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Diddlybottom.
Bellwether is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Diddlybottom pulls his head out easily.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Bellwether is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Diddlybottom pulls his head out easily.
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but Bellwether is defending well.
Diddlybottom looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bellwether has managed to free his arm - good work.
Bellwether manages to get to full guard.
Beckett Bellwether has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bellwether working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diddlybottom manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bellwether is keeping the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom stands and throws Bellwether's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Bellwether tries to buck Diddlybottom off but Diddlybottom is having none of it.
Diddlybottom looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bellwether is looking for a sweep.
Diddlybottom is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Bellwether is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Bellwether gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Bellwether looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Bellwether is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Diddlybottom pulls his head out easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Bellwether defends it well.
Bellwether on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Bellwether taking some punishment here, with Diddlybottom in his half guard.
Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but Bellwether is defending well.
Bellwether looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Bellwether is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bellwether tries to get to full guard but Diddlybottom has control of the leg.
And that's the end of the fight!
Milktoast Diddlybottom comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Diddlybottom has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Milktoast Diddlybottom!
After the big win, Milktoast Diddlybottom made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Pit Bull Development and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
In defeat, Beckett Bellwether stepped up to the mic, saying 'The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.'.
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hype
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