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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Zilch Filch (ranked 2080 p4p, 203 weight class) and Koala Baertum (ranked 1534 p4p, 163 weight class). Baertum has chosen Welcome to the Jungle as his entrance music. Koala Baertum has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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154 lbs
12 - 10 - 1 |
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155 lbs
7 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Zilch Filch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Koala Baertum!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baertum throws out a loose jab but Filch uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've been informed that Baertum has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Baertum ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Baertum throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Filch just misses with a punch to the body.
A nice side step and Baertum releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Filch tries to score a power double leg takedown but Baertum sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Filch somewhat.
Filch fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Baertum to the ground. Filch is now in Baertum's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Filch tries to free his leg and advance position but Baertum is retaining full guard.
Filch postures up in Baertum's guard and throws a big left but Baertum blocks it.
Filch loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Filch in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Filch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Baertum works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Filch throws a big right hand that misses.
Filch postures up in Baertum's guard and throws a big left but Baertum blocks it.
Filch throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Baertum avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Filch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Baertum utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Filch has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Baertum working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Filch.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Filch accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Filch throwing strikes from guard but Baertum blocks nicely.
Baertum avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Filch lands a couple of digs.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Baertum can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Baertum works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Baertum wants to stand up but Filch is controlling him.
Filch lands a couple of digs.
Filch throwing strikes from guard but Baertum blocks nicely.
Filch postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Filch pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Baertum is keeping the position for now.
Filch postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Filch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Filch throws a big elbow that misses.
Baertum is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Filch is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Zilch Filch dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Filch throws a head kick that misses.
Baertum stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Baertum wants it to stay on the feet.
Baertum misses with a wild body shot.
Filch moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Baertum cracks Filch with an open hand slap.
A looping hook to the body misses from Baertum. Filch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Filch swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Zilch Filch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Baertum looks to score with a jab to the body but Filch is just out of range.
Filch looks to land a combination but Baertum avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Baertum on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Baertum throws a jab but it's blocked by Filch.
Baertum fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Filch manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Baertum scores with a four punch combination!
Baertum avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Baertum throws out a counter right but Filch avoids it with no problem.
Filch thows a left - swing and a miss!
Filch lunges at Baertum with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Baertum's hand.
Baertum is rocked!
Baertum swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Filch counters with a HUGE slam that knocks Baertum out cold!!! When he eventually wakes up, that one's gunna hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Zilch Filch!
A very excited looking Zilch Filch made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Koala Baertum stepped up to the mic, saying 'I want to thank Freebok for sponsoring me. Buy there the have cool stuff!!! FREEBOK!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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