PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Connor Mac Burns (ranked 1746 p4p, 223 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 2510 p4p, 306 weight class). Burns kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is . The crowd seem to be enjoying Noel's choice of entrance music: the fat boys fat boys. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Mac Burns
vs
Noel

189 cm
39
215 lbs
33 - 22 - 0

198 cm
33
215 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 22 - 0, fighting out of London, Connor Mac Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burns misses the shot to the body.
Noel looks for a takedown but Burns sprawls well.
Burns just misses with a punch to the body.
Noel is trying to counter with his kicks.
Burns uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noel.
Burns is looking to counter punch.
Noel misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Burns.
Burns appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Noel uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Burns.
Noel takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Burns connects with a single shot there.

Noel takes the fight into the clinch.
Burns missing with knees to the body.
Noel connects with a nasty looking knee right to Burns's face.

It looks like Connor Mac Burns has been cut.
Burns cracks Noel with a nice body shot.
Noel is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Burns is defending well for now.
Burns throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Noels head.
Noel lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noel lands an elbow just above Burns 's eye.
A short left from Burns.
Noel connects with a nasty looking knee right to Burns's face.
Noel using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Burns has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Burns misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noel misses with a knee to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Burns creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Burns misses with a hook to the ribs.
Noel scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A body shot lands from Burns.
Noel throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Burns blocks it with crossed arms.
Noel working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Burns doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Noel lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Burns backwards.
Burns lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Burns has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Burns tries to work over Noel's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Burns lands a damaging elbow.
Noel prevents a body shot from Burns.
Burns avoids a wild elbow strike from Noel.
Burns stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A hook to the body from Burns.
Burns lands a right hand that snaps the head of Noel backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Noel tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Burns tries to throw a body punch but Noel avoids it by throwing Burns back against the cage.
Burns lands a shot to the body.
Noel looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burns missing with knees to the body.
Burns tries a body shot but Noel blocks it.
Burns digs a right hand into Noel's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Noel's gas tank.
Burns blocks an elbow strike from Noel.
Burns lands a shoulder strike.
Burns wants to take the fight to the mat but Noel manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Burns lands with a short shot to the head.
Noel using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Burns has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Noel throws a knee to the head but misses.
Burns lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Noel scores a nice knee to the body.
Noel throws an elbow that misses.
Burns tries to land knees in the clinch but Noel avoids the damage to the body.
Burns scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Noel misses with a knee strike.
Burns is leaning against Noel and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Burns misses with a hook to the ribs.
Noel is leaning against Burns and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Burns lands a body punch in the clinch.
Burns tries to throw a body punch but Noel avoids it by throwing Burns back against the cage.
Burns tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Noel managing to block the knees to the body from Burns.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noel throws an elbow but it misses.
A right hand to the body from Burns.
Noel connects with a nasty looking knee right to Burns's face.
Burns tries to throw a body punch but Noel avoids it by throwing Burns back against the cage.
Burns lands a left hand that snaps the head of Noel backwards.
Burns lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Noel backwards.
Burns lands a body punch.
Noel takes a shot to the head.
Noel tries to work over Burns's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Burns digs a right hand underneath Noel's ribcage. Noel let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Noel tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Burns throws a punch but it's blocked by Noel.
Noel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Noel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Noel misses with a punch to the body.
Noel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Noel working aggressively here.
Burns tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Noel tries to land a knee to the head but Burns blocks with his arms.
Noel scores with a knee to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Burns lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burns tries to throw a body punch but Noel avoids it by throwing Burns back against the cage.
Burns is working Noel over against the cage.
Burns pushes Noel back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short right from Burns on the inside.
Burns lands a body shot.
Burns presses Noel against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Burns scores with a knee to the head.
Burns lands with a light punch inside.
Burns lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Noel misses with a knee to the head.
Burns scores with a shot to the side of Noel's head.
Still in the clinch, Burns scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short right from Burns.
Noel prevents a body shot from Burns.
A hook to the body from Burns.
Burns lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Noel.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Burns lands a nice shot to the body.
Burns doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Burns misses with a punch to the body.
Burns tries to score a body lock takedown but Noel shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Noel looking to throw knees to the head but Burns is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Connor Mac Burns dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Connor Mac Burns's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Burns throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Noel has a takedown stuffed.
Burns will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Burns shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Noel defends it nicely.

Noel forces Burns back against the cage and clinches.
Burns takes a knee to the side of the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noel connects with a knee to the head.
Burns tries a knee to the head but Noel blocks it.
Noel tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Burns throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Noels head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Burns.
A knee to the head by Noel.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Burns gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Noel regains guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noel has control of Burns's left arm, preventing Burns from doing any damage.
Burns is looking to advance position but Noel has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

Noel lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Burns wants to hold on but Noel pushes him away.
Burns is wriggling around trying to escape.
Noel punishing his opponent with strikes.
Burns is looking to get to half guard.
BOOM! Noel connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Burns tries to hold on but Noel pushes him away.
Burns is desperately trying to improve his position but Noel has a good base and remains in mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noel working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Burns is trying desperately to improve position.
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Noel! Burns is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Chubby Noel!
After the big win, Chubby Noel made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Trashy Bar (158+q / 30$) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.