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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Humbert Humbert (ranked 2771 p4p, 306 weight class) and Commie Hunter (ranked 1897 p4p, 233 weight class). Humbert Humbert could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Commie Hunter's chin.
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170 cm
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185 lbs
20 - 10 - 0 |
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183 cm
27
175 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Humbert Humbert! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Commie Hunter! The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Nard Betker and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hunter moves out of range of the strikes. Hunter has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Humbert lands a slapping body shot.
Hunter takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
It looks like Commie Hunter has been cut. Hunter lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Hunter scores with a crisp jab that stopped Humbert in his tracks. Nice uppercut there from Hunter. Humbert takes a swing at Hunter's ribcage but misses. Humbert avoids the body shot from Hunter.
Humbert throws a hook but Hunter avoids it easily. Hunter lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Humbert on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Hunter ducks under a wild hook from Humbert. Humbert throws a jab but it's blocked by Hunter. Hunter bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Hunter takes one to the side of the head.
Hunter misses with a series of wild punches.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hunter dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Humbert. That did some damage! Hunter getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's one minute gone in the round. Humbert throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hunter connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Hunter misses with a head kick.
Humbert misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hunter.
Hunter cracks the inside of Humbert's front leg. Hunter lands a right hook to the body.
Hunter walks into a stiff left hand from Humbert. Hunter feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Humbert's calf. A jab from Humbert misses. Some wild striking there from Hunter.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hunter. Hunter moves out of range of the strikes. Humbert connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hunter is rocked! Humbert looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Humbert moves away from the strike by Hunter. Hunter is still on wobbly legs! Can Humbert finish him? Humbert misses with a body shot.
Despite the aggression on Hunter's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Hunter seems to have recovered his senses. Hunter lunges at Humbert with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Humbert's hand. Humbert cracks a nice hook into Hunter's ribs. Hunter is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range. Hunter tries to score with a low kick but Humbert moves his leg out of the way. Hunter's jab looks to have found its range, popping Humbert under the eye.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hunter on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Humbert takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hunter has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. Humbert ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hunter moves away. Humbert misses with a body shot.
Humbert throws a jab but it's blocked by Hunter. Hunter lands a leg kick that knocks Humbert off balance momentarily. Hunter misses with a straight left. Humbert throws a shot from downtown. Hunter moves away and avoids it. Nice cross by Humbert. Humbert misses with a body shot.
Hunter with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hunter uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Humbert. Hunter throws out a counter right but Humbert avoids it with no problem. A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Hunter does a little dance to reset his feet. Hunter avoids the body shot from Humbert.
Hunter tries a quick counter leg kick but Humbert is wise to it. Humbert thows a left - swing and a miss! Hunter throws a right hand that Humbert ducks under and follows up with a left that Humbert also avoids with ease. Humbert misses with a wild body shot. A slow jab from Humbert misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hunter scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Humbert is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Hunter tries to bum rush Humbert with a series of wild strikes but Humbert uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Hunter avoids the body shot from Humbert.
Hunter scores with a crisp jab that stopped Humbert in his tracks. Hunter connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Humbert momentarily.
Humbert on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hunter. Hunter obviously looking to wear him down.
Humbert ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hunter moves away. Hunter avoids the body shot from Humbert.
The fighters circle momentarily. Hunter darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Hunter is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Humbert had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. Hunter connects with a body shot that sends Humbert's belly button to the back. Hunter uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Humbert Humbert seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. A swing and a miss from Humbert. Humbert jabs Hunter to the body, keeping him at a distance. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Hunter keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Humbert misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hunter.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Hunter does a little dance to reset his feet. Humbert has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hunter. Hunter throws a solid leg kick but Humbert takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hunter.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Humbert throws a body shot but no joy. Humbert connects with the punch. A left lands for Hunter. Hunter blocks a jab. Hunter keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Humbert. Hunter throws a head kick that misses and Humbert counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Hunter connects with a jab. Humbert scores with a jab. Hunter paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Humbert is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hunter. As Humbert backs off Hunter throws a huge counter combo but Humbert manages to avoid it all. Hunter scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Hunter throws a good cross that connects.
Humbert just misses with a punch to the body.
Humbert on the wrong end of a nice hook. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Hunter misses the shot to the body. Humbert swings for the body but Hunter moves out of range.
Humbert throws a body punch but Hunter moves out of range. Humbert on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hunter. Hunter obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Commie Hunter dominated that round. The cut man is working on Commie Hunter's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Hunter lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. A solid leg kick lands there for Hunter.
Hunter connects with a nice looking jab.
Humbert feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Hunter sprawling to the canvas! Hunter rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Humbert finish him?!
Humbert misses with a straight right. Humbert swings for the body but Hunter moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Humbert just misses with a punch to the body.
Hunter throws a front kick aimed at Humbert's knee but Humbert avoids it well. Humbert takes one to the side of the head.
Humbert looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Hunter catches Humbert with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Humbert takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Humbert looks to score with a jab to the body but Hunter is just out of range. Hunter throws a head kick but Humbert moves out of range.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hunter tests Humbert's chin there with a solid looking shot. Hunter is looking to score with low kicks. Humbert is looking to wear down Hunter with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Humbert checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. A good leg kick by Hunter. Humbert lands a big uppercut and Hunter crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Hunter looks OK. Humbert waves Hunter back to his feet!
That has opened up Commie Hunter's cut even more.
That's one minute gone in the round. Humbert throws a big shot that misses. Humbert connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Hunter out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Humbert Humbert! An out of breath Humbert Humbert thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
90% |
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