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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ram Rocker (ranked 302 p4p, 41 weight class) and Humbert Humbert (ranked 706 p4p, 91 weight class). Rocker's entrance music is For Heavy Metal we will die!. A fine choice. Ram Rocker has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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178 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
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185 lbs
24 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ram Rocker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Humbert Humbert!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rocker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Humbert.
Humbert scores with a one two! Rocker had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
It looks like Ram Rocker has been cut.
Rocker moves out of range as Humbert strikes.
Rocker takes one to the chin there.
Rocker scoring well with a low kick there.
Rocker rushes Humbert and presses him up against the cage.
Humbert breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rocker slips a jab from Humbert.
Rocker cracks Humbert with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rocker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Humbert drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Humbert throws an overhand right that lands on Rocker's shoulder, as Rocker tries to avoid the shot.
Rocker connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Humbert momentarily.
Humbert throws the left hand but Rocker avoids the punch easily.
Humbert takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Humbert throws an overhand right that lands on Rocker's shoulder, as Rocker tries to avoid the shot.
Rocker takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Humbert digs a good hook to Rocker's body.
Humbert takes a jab right on the kisser.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert defending well as Rocker loads up on a big left hand.
Rocker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rocker lands a body shot.
Rocker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Rocker gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Humbert moves out of range of the leg kick from Rocker.
Rocker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Rocker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Humbert scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rocker cracks Humbert with a right hand to the side of the head.
Rocker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Humbert misses with a wild body shot.
Rocker looks to clinch
and Humbert counters with a stiff right hand.
Rocker closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rocker throwing shots but Humbert is blocking nicely.
Humbert is looking to escape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rocker working the head and body with strikes.
Humbert is trying to control but Rocker passes into side control!
Humbert wants to control but Rocker postures up.
Rocker in side control, throwing shots but Humbert defends.
Rocker tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Rocker looking to control but instead Humbert has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Rocker works his way into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Humbert is looking to get back to his feet here but Rocker is keeping cool and he's managed to take Humbert's back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humbert covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Humbert is trying to stand back up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
You can see the frustration on Humbert's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Rocker lands shots from the back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humbert is trying to get back to his feet but Rocker has full control of the position and if anything, Humbert has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Rocker is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Humbert is defending well though. Rocker let's go of the attempt for now.
Rocker just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Rocker lands with a hammerfist to the side of Humbert's head.
Humbert tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ram Rocker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ram Rocker's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Humbert misses with an uppercut. Rocker saw that one coming.
Rocker throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Humbert throws a hook to the side of Rocker's head but Rocker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A big left from Humbert misses.
Rocker feinted with a counter takedown.
Ram Rocker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Humbert stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rocker.
Rocker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Humbert.
Rocker lands with an overhand left.
Rocker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Humbert misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rocker just misses with a punch to the body.
Humbert missing with a left hand there. Rocker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rocker tries to counter with a takedown but Humbert is quick to defend against it.
Rocker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Humbert can do to turn this around?
Rocker throws a right hand that misses
and Humbert counters with a series of strikes. Rocker will be more careful next time no doubt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rocker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Humbert has time to react.
Rocker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Humbert lands a left and a right that send Rocker crashing to the mat, dazed. Humbert thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Humbert throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Humbert takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Humbert bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ram Rocker's cut is getting worse.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rocker tries to clinch but Humbert moves out of range.
Humbert looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rocker scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rocker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Humbert Humbert seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rocker tries to close the distance and clinch but Humbert swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Humbert misses with an uppercut
and Rocker counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Humbert thinking.
Rocker blocks a jab.
Rocker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Rocker throws a body shot but no joy.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Rocker, right into the meat.
Rocker shoots for a double leg takedown but Humbert sprawls well. He's pushed Rocker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Rocker misses with a wild body shot.
Humbert takes one to the side of the head.
Humbert throws a lazy right hand but Rocker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice defenses there by Rocker.
Rocker throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Nice defenses there by Rocker.
Rocker half committed to a counter leg kick.
Humbert Humbert is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Humbert misses with a few strikes there.
Nice straight punches there by Rocker. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Rocker.
Left hook, right uppercut from Rocker.
Rocker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rocker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Humbert.
Rocker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rocker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Humbert looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rocker throws a hook but Humbert avoids it easily.
Rocker throws a sloppy head kick and Humbert moves out of range easily.
Rocker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Humbert misses with a wild body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Rocker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Humbert is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Ram Rocker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Rocker misses with a double jab.
Rocker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rocker tests Humbert's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rocker slips a jab and a cross from Humbert.
Humbert takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Humbert just misses with a punch to the body.
Humbert cracks Rocker with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Humbert looks to score with a jab to the body but Rocker is just out of range.
Humbert fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rocker manages to avoid it.
Humbert waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rocker.
Rocker drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Rocker is rocked!
Jeez, Ram Rocker's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Humbert lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Rocker falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Humbert Humbert!
Humbert Humbert was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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