PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Bizihwaeile (ranked 202 p4p, 29 weight class) and Heavy Rain (ranked 97 p4p, 11 weight class). Bizihwaeile's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Problem - Say That Then ft. Glasses Malone. Rain is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by For Heavy Metal we will die!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bizihwaeile
vs
Rain

194 cm
38
272 lbs
25 - 9 - 0

222 cm
31
252 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Johnny Bizihwaeile!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heavy Rain!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rain lands with an overhand left.
Bizihwaeile throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bizihwaeile has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rise and Shine in the buildup to the fight.
Nice body kick from Rain.
Rain lands the left hand.

It looks like Johnny Bizihwaeile has been cut.
Bizihwaeile misses with a straight left.
Rain throws a counter combo.
Bizihwaeile ducks under a wild hook from Rain.
It looked like Bizihwaeile wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bizihwaeile throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rain makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A good leg kick by Bizihwaeile.
Bizihwaeile misses with a body shot.
Rain is trying to counter with his kicks.
That kick from Rain tenderised Bizihwaeile's leg. Bizihwaeile is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bizihwaeile walks forward, straight into a front kick from Rain.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Rain - that will leave a mark!
Bizihwaeile is breathing heavily.
Bizihwaeile throws a leg kick but Rain checks it.
Rain is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rain uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bizihwaeile sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bizihwaeile drops his hands momentarily and Rain needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Bizihwaeile just on the top of the head. Bizihwaeile drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Bizihwaeile - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Heavy Rain!
A less than humble Heavy Rain misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
In defeat, Johnny Bizihwaeile stepped up to the mic, saying 'Man fuck.. don't tell me this fake ass mofo beat me? my guy looks like a girl with a plastic D. What a joke to our generation.'.