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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between DeMarcus Cousins (ranked 1313 p4p, 152 weight class) and Biff Raper (ranked 182 p4p, 23 weight class). Raper is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Torso fuck - Raped by Elephants. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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279 lbs
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255 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, DeMarcus Cousins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Biff Raper!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cousins misses with a straight right.
Raper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cousins throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Raper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like DeMarcus Cousins has been cut.
Raper instigates a clinch.
Raper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Raper.
Cousins swings wildly with an uppercut but Raper uses good head movement to avoid it.
A shot in the inside from Raper.
Raper blocking some punches.
Raper misses with a body punch.
Raper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cousins backwards.
Cousins comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Raper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cousins misses with a left hand
and Raper counters with a left to the body.
Raper swats away the attempt to clinch by Cousins.
Raper scores with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Raper thuds his shin into the meat of Cousins's side.
Raper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cousins misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Raper counters with a stiff right hand.
Cousins scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
DeMarcus Cousins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cousins throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cousins looks for a takedown but Raper sprawls well.
Raper scores with a nice right hand.
Raper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cousins is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Raper.
Cousins tries to clinch but Raper moves away
and Raper counters with a right hand to the body.
Cousins is breathing heavily.
Cousins darts in trying to clinch
and Raper counters with a nice body shot.
Raper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Cousins seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Raper explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Raper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Cousins takes a step back to recover.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Raper.
Cousins takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Raper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Raper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Raper is looking to slow Cousins down with leg kicks.
Raper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Raper lands a body punch in the clinch.
Raper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Raper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Raper throws a sloppy head kick and Cousins moves out of range easily.
Raper catches Cousins napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Cousins to the canvas!
Cousins is rocked!
DeMarcus Cousins's cut is getting worse.
Raper's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Raper postures up in Cousins's guard and throws a big left but Cousins blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Raper controls from within his opponent's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Raper slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Cousins is letting Raper control him for a moment.
Let's hope that Raper has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biff Raper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on DeMarcus Cousins's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Raper pushes Cousins away with a front kick.
Raper misses with a hook. Cousins ducked under it nicely.
Cousins moves out of range of the body kick from Raper.
Cousins wants to clinch
and Raper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Raper throws a sloppy head kick and Cousins moves out of range easily.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Raper. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Raper misses with a looping right.
Cousins is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Raper.
Cousins tries to clinch
and Raper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Raper looks to land a left hand but Cousins moved out of range nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cousins closes the distance but Raper moves to the side
and Raper lands a stunning uppercut that sends Cousins to the mat!
Oh Cousins is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
DeMarcus Cousins's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cousins wants to get back to full guard.
Cousins seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Raper keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Raper is continuing to stall.
Raper not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Raper with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
A telegraphed right hand from Raper misses the target.
Cousins shoots for a takedown but Raper saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Raper unleashes a big counter combination but Cousins bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Raper throws a big shot that misses.
Cousins blocks a jab.
Raper has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cousins blocks a jab.
Raper throws an overhand right that lands on Cousins's shoulder, as Cousins tries to avoid the shot.
As Raper tries to get set, Cousins tries to push him back and clinch up but Raper manages to avoid the attempt.
Raper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Raper cracks a nice hook into Cousins's ribs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Raper rushes Cousins and presses him up against the ropes.
Raper works on Cousins's body with a couple of short punches.
Raper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cousins moves away from the strike by Raper.
Raper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Good shot there by Raper.
Raper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cousins ducks under a wild hook from Raper.
Raper throws a head kick but Cousins moves out of range.
Cousins tries to clinch but Raper moves away
and Raper counters with a slapping leg kick.
Raper lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Raper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cousins tries to clinch up.
Cousins is looking to clinch but Raper is avoiding it.
Raper looks to land a right hand but Cousins moved out of range.
Cousins tries to clinch but Raper is having none of it.
Raper looks to land a left hand but Cousins moved out of range nicely.
Raper lands a right hook to the body.
Biff Raper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cousins tries to clinch up but Raper circles away and keeps his distance.
Cousins on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Raper closes the distance and clinches.
Raper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Raper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Raper throws a right and a left that Cousins avoids nicely.
Cousins avoids the body shot from Raper.
Raper throws a looping overhand right but Cousins ducks down to avoid it.
Raper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Raper looks to throw the jab but Cousins is out of range.
It looked like Cousins was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Raper.
Raper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cousins stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cousins on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fighters circling - Raper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Raper lands with a kick to the ribs.
Raper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biff Raper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on DeMarcus Cousins's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Raper swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Biff Raper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Raper misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cousins tries to counter by clinching up but Raper breaks away and moves out of range.
Raper drops Cousins with a nice combination! Raper dives into Cousins's guard, looking to finish!
Cousins is trying to keep Raper in close.
Raper's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Cousins looking for a sweep. Not yet Cousins, not yet.
Raper slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Raper tries to free his leg and advance position but Cousins is retaining full guard.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
DeMarcus Cousins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Raper lands a slapping body shot.
Raper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cousins uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Raper.
Raper connects with a solid leg kick.
Raper lands a head kick. Cousins smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jeez, DeMarcus Cousins's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at DeMarcus Cousins's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Biff Raper!
A very excited looking Biff Raper made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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