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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Shaniqua Gorbdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and School Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Girl is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Good Morning Little School Girl. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shaniqua Gorbdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, School Girl!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorbdinkle looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Girl throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gorbdinkle.
Girl misses with a series of wild punches.
Girl throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Girl misses with a jab, cross combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Girl ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gorbdinkle moves away.
Gorbdinkle shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorbdinkle looking to finish Girl with some ground and pound. This is bad for Girl!
Gorbdinkle looking to finish Girl with some ground and pound. This is bad for Girl!
Gorbdinkle working for a submission but Girl is keeping him at bay.
Gorbdinkle avoids the attempt from Girl to control.
Girl bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Gorbdinkle could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Gorbdinkle trying to control the position.
Girl pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gorbdinkle is keeping the position for now.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Gorbdinkle trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Gorbdinkle has his foot on Girl's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Girl works his way back into a safe position though.
Girl works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Gorbdinkle looking for submissions off his back.
Girl scoring with strikes to the body and head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl blocks the strikes from Gorbdinkle.
Gorbdinkle is looking to improve his position.
Girl trying to pass the guard but Gorbdinkle defending well.
Gorbdinkle lands with a few short shots to the body.
Gorbdinkle might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Girl not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Girl passes to side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Girl stands up.
Gorbdinkle misses with a takedown attempt - Girl sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gorbdinkle looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Girl is fending him off so far but Gorbdinkle persists. Nope, Girl circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shaniqua Gorbdinkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gorbdinkle fails with a takedown attempt.
Gorbdinkle feints and as Girl raises his hands in defense, Gorbdinkle changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Girl working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Gorbdinkle doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Gorbdinkle manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Girl is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Girl has his foot on Gorbdinkle's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Gorbdinkle works his way back into a safe position though.
Gorbdinkle makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Girl holds on and takes a little breather.
Gorbdinkle content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Girl throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Gorbdinkle loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Gorbdinkle has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Girl avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Gorbdinkle throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Girl works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Girl lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Gorbdinkle!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Shaniqua Gorbdinkle will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Girl misses with a two punch combination.
No luck for Gorbdinkle with that takedown attempt.
A combination from Girl does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Girl throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl throws a nice looking combination but Gorbdinkle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Girl throws a nice looking combination but Gorbdinkle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Girl throws a right hand that Gorbdinkle ducks under and follows up with a left that Gorbdinkle also avoids with ease.
Girl misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gorbdinkle drives through with a takedown into guard.
Gorbdinkle with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gorbdinkle throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Girl wants to sweep here but Gorbdinkle controlling him for the moment.
Girl is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorbdinkle works over Girl with some ground and pound from guard.
Girl working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Gorbdinkle doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Gorbdinkle manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Girl looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Girl is breathing heavily.
Gorbdinkle is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Girl trying to keep a closed guard but Gorbdinkle is proving a slippery customer.
Gorbdinkle content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Gorbdinkle is in close to Girl's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Gorbdinkle landing some decent shots from guard.
Girl escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Gorbdinkle gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Gorbdinkle stands up over Girl, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gorbdinkle trying to control but Girl is working from the bottom.
Gorbdinkle connects with a couple of short punches.
Gorbdinkle works over Girl with some ground and pound from guard.
Gorbdinkle is looking to work some ground and pound but Girl has wrist control.
Gorbdinkle postures up in Girl's guard and throws a big left but Girl blocks it.
Gorbdinkle with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Girl keeping moving, preventing Gorbdinkle from controlling successfully.
Girl tries to strike from the bottom.
Girl throwing short punches from the bottom.
Gorbdinkle postures up in Girl's guard and throws a big left but Girl blocks it.
Girl looking to hit a scissor sweep but Gorbdinkle is one step ahead there.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Gorbdinkle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Girl as he avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Girl misses with a series of wild punches.
Gorbdinkle fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shaniqua Gorbdinkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gorbdinkle shoots in but Girl avoids the takedown attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shaniqua Gorbdinkle dominated that second round.
That's time! Gorbdinkle's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Gorbdinkle closes the distance and clinches up with Girl, looking for a takedown. Gorbdinkle pushes Girl against the cage but Girl circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Girl misses with a series of wild punches.
Girl fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gorbdinkle shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Girl pinned against the cage. Girl gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Girl throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl misses with a two punch combination.
School Girl is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Girl misses with a jab, cross combination.
Girl dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gorbdinkle shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Girl as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shaniqua Gorbdinkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Girl misses with a few strikes there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl misses with a two punch combination.
Gorbdinkle shoots in for a takedown but Girl shows good takedown defense.
Gorbdinkle changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Girl tries to avoid it but Gorbdinkle manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Girl to the ground. Girl escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Girl fails to land with a series of punches.
Shaniqua Gorbdinkle is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Gorbdinkle slips under a jab from Girl.
Girl throws out a loose jab but Gorbdinkle uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl misses with the combination.
Girl misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Girl lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Girl.
Girl lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Girl throws a combination. Gorbdinkle tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Gorbdinkle shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Girl as he jumps to the side.
School Girl has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Girl.
Girl thows a body shot but no joy.
Gorbdinkle shoots in looking for a takedown. Girl tries to sprawl out of it but Gorbdinkle keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Girl manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Horrible takedown by Gorbdinkle or perhaps it was just good defense by Girl which made him look bad.
And that's the end of the fight!
School Girl comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Gorbdinkle has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 29:28
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shaniqua Gorbdinkle!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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