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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Stupid Tattoo Guy (ranked 15664 p4p, 267 weight class) and James Hetfield (ranked 3064 p4p, 156 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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145 lbs
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145 lbs
12 - 15 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stupid Tattoo Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, James Hetfield!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tattoo Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hetfield.
Hetfield throws a big shot that misses.
Hetfield keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hetfield's coach down at Holding Cell was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Hetfield's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Hetfield defending well as Tattoo Guy loads up on a big left hand.
Tattoo Guy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hetfield sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hetfield tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Tattoo Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hetfield was well out of range. Poor timing from Tattoo Guy.
Hetfield takes one to the chin there.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Tattoo Guy.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tattoo Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It looked like Tattoo Guy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hetfield looks to throw the jab but Tattoo Guy is out of range.
Hetfield throws a front kick aimed at Tattoo Guy's knee but Tattoo Guy avoids it well.
A jab lands there for Hetfield.
Tattoo Guy connects with a body shot.
Hetfield pivots, looking for a leg kick but Tattoo Guy is out of range and Hetfield settles back down.
Hetfield on the wrong end of a nice jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tattoo Guy jabs Hetfield to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tattoo Guy lands with a cross.
Tattoo Guy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hetfield.
Hetfield on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hetfield is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hetfield lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
It looks like Stupid Tattoo Guy has been cut.
Good exchange - Tattoo Guy coming out on top.
Hetfield is still on wobbly legs! Can Tattoo Guy finish him?
Tattoo Guy throws a hook but Hetfield avoids it easily.
Tattoo Guy throws a looping overhand right but Hetfield ducks down to avoid it.
Despite the aggression on Hetfield's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Hetfield misses the shot to the body.
Hetfield seems to have recovered his senses.
Tattoo Guy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hetfield on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hetfield shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Tattoo Guy's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tattoo Guy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hetfield can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Tattoo Guy working a defensive guard here.
Tattoo Guy is looking for a triangle but Hetfield pushes his legs off easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tattoo Guy tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hetfield controls from within his opponent's guard.
Tattoo Guy controls Hetfield momentarily but Hetfield frees himself.
Tattoo Guy has his feet on Hetfield's thighs here. He's pushed Hetfield off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Hetfield screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Stupid Tattoo Guy!
Stupid Tattoo Guy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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