PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Puff Puffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFart Pants comes to the cage accompanied by Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue. Puff Puffs is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I gotta feeling. Farty McFart Pants has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

McFart Pants
vs
Puff Puffs

195 cm
21
205 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

190 cm
22
212 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Farty McFart Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bubba Puff Puffs!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Chad Campbell and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McFart Pants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Puff Puffs trying to land knees to the body.

McFart Pants pulls guard effortlessly.
Puff Puffs wants to control from the top but McFart Pants keeps moving.
Puff Puffs looking to sit in guard and control but McFart Pants gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

McFart Pants drops back looking for a leg! Puff Puffs is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Puff Puffs manages to kick McFart Pants off! McFart Pants jumps back into Puff Puffs's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Puff Puffs not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Puff Puffs can't keep his opponent in guard - McFart Pants advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFart Pants performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Puff Puffs is looking to escape.
McFart Pants trying to mount his opponent but Puff Puffs defends it.

Puff Puffs looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Puff Puffs is looking to escape.
Puff Puffs is refusing to be controlled, as McFart Pants sits in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Puff Puffs regains full guard. Nicely done.
McFart Pants trying to control the position from guard on top but Puff Puffs is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

McFart Pants thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
McFart Pants tries to clinch but Puff Puffs is having none of it.

McFart Pants pushes Puff Puffs up against the cage in a clinch.
McFart Pants lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Bubba Puff Puffs has been cut.
McFart Pants taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
McFart Pants seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.

Puff Puffs lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puff Puffs is stalling here. McFart Pants is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Puff Puffs seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and McFart Pants has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Puff Puffs manages to get back to half guard.
Puff Puffs tries to roll over but McFart Pants keeps him under control.
McFart Pants tries to pass the half guard into mount. Puff Puffs knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Puff Puffs is pressing down on McFart Pants's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Puff Puffs has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. McFart Pants doesn't defend quickly enough and Puff Puffs has managed to lock this one up! Can McFart Pants escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Puff Puffs on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Bubba Puff Puffs!