PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pierre Joseph Proudhon (ranked 147 p4p, 21 weight class) and PutinYa OnYerKiester (ranked 255 p4p, 39 weight class). OnYerKiester comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Last Battle: Sabaton kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Joseph Proudhon
vs
OnYerKiester

188 cm
28
193 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

189 cm
25
197 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Freebok (85% Laundry)

UnderGround Clothing Co.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pierre Joseph Proudhon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, PutinYa OnYerKiester!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Proudhon misses with a lunging right hand
and OnYerKiester counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
OnYerKiester throws a shot from downtown. Proudhon moves away and avoids it.
OnYerKiester scores with a crisp jab that stopped Proudhon in his tracks.
Proudhon misses with a straight right.
Proudhon keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
OnYerKiester smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
OnYerKiester looks to score with a jab to the body but Proudhon is just out of range.
OnYerKiester throws a sloppy body shot
and Proudhon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
OnYerKiester clobbers Proudhon with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Proudhon throws a big shot that misses.
Proudhon backing away here, and OnYerKiester unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Proudhon keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
OnYerKiester works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Proudhon looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
OnYerKiester jabs Proudhon to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The fighters circling - OnYerKiester throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It looked like Proudhon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
OnYerKiester lands a nice hook to Proudhon's body. Proudhon takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Proudhon tries to clinch but OnYerKiester moves out of range.
OnYerKiester fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Proudhon manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Proudhon drops his hands momentarily and OnYerKiester takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
OnYerKiester throws a right hand that misses
and Proudhon counters with a stiff right hand.
Proudhon avoids the body shot from OnYerKiester.
OnYerKiester works Proudhon's body with a nice hook.
Proudhon throws a big shot that misses.
Proudhon tries to clinch up but OnYerKiester circles away and keeps his distance.
OnYerKiester misses with a lunging right hand

and Proudhon counters by clinching up.
OnYerKiester misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Proudhon fails to land.
OnYerKiester tries to throw a body punch but Proudhon avoids it by throwing OnYerKiester back against the cage.
Proudhon tries to work over OnYerKiester's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Proudhon struggles to land a body shot inside as OnYerKiester controls his hands.
A left hand lands to the body for OnYerKiester.

OnYerKiester's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Proudhon slips under a jab from OnYerKiester.
OnYerKiester swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Proudhon.
OnYerKiester throws a big shot that misses.
Proudhon swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Proudhon is looking to clinch but OnYerKiester is avoiding it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
OnYerKiester tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Proudhon was well out of range. Poor timing from OnYerKiester.
Proudhon ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
OnYerKiester throws a hook but Proudhon avoids it easily.
Proudhon takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Proudhon throws a hook but OnYerKiester avoids it easily.
Proudhon throws a right and a left that OnYerKiester avoids nicely.
OnYerKiester throws a counter combo.
Proudhon takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
OnYerKiester misses with a body shot.
OnYerKiester tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
OnYerKiester lands with a straight right. Proudhon didn't see that one coming.
Proudhon connects with a jab.
Proudhon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice body punch from OnYerKiester.
OnYerKiester uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Proudhon.
Proudhon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
OnYerKiester bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
OnYerKiester throws a looping overhand right but Proudhon ducks down to avoid it.
Proudhon looks to land a right hand but OnYerKiester moved out of range.
PutinYa OnYerKiester seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Proudhon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but OnYerKiester moves away.
Proudhon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but OnYerKiester moves away.
OnYerKiester doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
The fighters circling - Proudhon throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Proudhon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
OnYerKiester takes a swing at Proudhon's ribcage but misses.
Proudhon misses with an uppercut. OnYerKiester saw that one coming.
Proudhon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
OnYerKiester fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
OnYerKiester looks to score with a jab to the body but Proudhon is just out of range.
Proudhon throws a body punch but OnYerKiester moves out of range.
OnYerKiester is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Proudhon had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A slow jab from OnYerKiester misses its intended target.
OnYerKiester misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
OnYerKiester lands a jab to Proudhon's midsection.
Proudhon looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Proudhon throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Decent striking displayed by OnYerKiester there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
OnYerKiester misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Proudhon.
OnYerKiester throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Proudhon sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Proudhon tries to clinch there but OnYerKiester circles away.
OnYerKiester takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Proudhon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from OnYerKiester.
OnYerKiester jabs at Proudhon's body.
Proudhon takes a swing at OnYerKiester's ribcage but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Proudhon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
OnYerKiester steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Proudhon.
OnYerKiester swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Proudhon looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
OnYerKiester misses with a hook. Proudhon ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

PutinYa OnYerKiester dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Proudhon swings for the body but OnYerKiester moves out of range.
OnYerKiester with a jab.
Proudhon thows a left - swing and a miss!
OnYerKiester misses with a wild body shot.
OnYerKiester lands with a nice combination. Proudhon backs away looking to recover.
Proudhon misses with a hook
and OnYerKiester counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
OnYerKiester has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
OnYerKiester on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Proudhon slips under a jab from OnYerKiester.
Proudhon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but OnYerKiester manages to avoid it.
Proudhon has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
OnYerKiester fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Proudhon on the side of the head.

Proudhon is rocked!
OnYerKiester digs a good body shot into Proudhon's ribs.
Oh Proudhon is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Proudhon tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but OnYerKiester paws at him with a jab and circles away.
OnYerKiester is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Proudhon flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Proudhon is out cold! OnYerKiester holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). PutinYa OnYerKiester!
PutinYa OnYerKiester very nearly forgot to thank UnderGround Clothing Co. amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.