PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 292 p4p, 44 weight class) and Alex Parker (ranked 442 p4p, 62 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Dick Army. Alex Parker acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Army
vs
Parker

189 cm
40
200 lbs
49 - 25 - 1

185 cm
33
191 lbs
16 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 49 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alex Parker!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker misses with an uppercut
and Army counters with a stiff right hand.
Parker is looking to score with low kicks.
Army moves out of range of the strikes.
Army throwing a counter right hand but Parker manages to avoid it.
Parker cracks the inside of Army's front leg.
Army throws a hook to the side of Parker's head but Parker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parker now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Parker.
Parker tries to move into range but Army moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A thudding body kick lands there by Parker!
Parker with a hook.
Army moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Army looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Army checks a leg kick.
Parker misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker misses with a left hand

and Army counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Army.
Army gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Alex Parker has been cut.
Army creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Parker's defenses.
Army lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Parker is leaning against Army and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Parker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parker effectively controlling the action here.
Army lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Army creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Parker's defenses.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Army presses Parker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Army lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
I was talking to Army's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Parker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parker can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
Parker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parker struggles to land a body shot inside as Army controls his hands.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Army fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Army's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Army's jab looks to have found its range, popping Parker under the eye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Army blocks the leg kick.
Army connects with an inside leg kick.
Army throws a looping overhand right but Parker ducks down to avoid it.
Parker thinks about the counter body kick.
A jab from Army finds it's way through Parker's defenses.
Parker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Army.
Army throws a body shot but no joy.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
and Army counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Parker dips to his left and cracks Army with an uppercut!
Army lands a nice looking body kick.
Parker throws a leg kick which misses Army's front leg but catches the back leg as Army tries to avoid it.
Parker misses with a left hand
and Army counters with an outside leg kick.
Army blocks a low kick nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker avoids the head kick by Army.
Parker lands a lovely overhand right.
Parker thumps Army with a low kick.
Parker takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Parker on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Parker misses with the body kick
and Army counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Army misses with a body shot.
Army fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Parker on the side of the head.
Parker swings widly with a right hand
letting Army counter with a right hand.
Army lands with a right that hurts Parker. Parker looks to clinch but Army throws a short knee that drops Parker. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Dick Army!
Dick Army decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.